Shop Forum More Submit  Join Login
About Deviant Cory EllisMale/United States Recent Activity
Deviant for 6 Years
Needs Core Membership
Statistics 23 Deviations 26 Comments 4,347 Pageviews
×

Newest Deviations

Thank you Artist Training Grounds! by Picardy-Third Thank you Artist Training Grounds! :iconpicardy-third:Picardy-Third 0 0 Artist Training Grounds - Final Day by Picardy-Third Artist Training Grounds - Final Day :iconpicardy-third:Picardy-Third 1 0 Artist Training Grounds - Makeup by Picardy-Third Artist Training Grounds - Makeup :iconpicardy-third:Picardy-Third 3 1 Artist Training Grounds - Day 14 by Picardy-Third Artist Training Grounds - Day 14 :iconpicardy-third:Picardy-Third 0 0 Artist Training Grounds - Day 13 by Picardy-Third Artist Training Grounds - Day 13 :iconpicardy-third:Picardy-Third 0 1 Artist Training Grounds - Day 12 by Picardy-Third Artist Training Grounds - Day 12 :iconpicardy-third:Picardy-Third 1 0 Artist Training Grounds - Day 11 by Picardy-Third Artist Training Grounds - Day 11 :iconpicardy-third:Picardy-Third 2 1 Artist Training Grounds - Day 10 by Picardy-Third Artist Training Grounds - Day 10 :iconpicardy-third:Picardy-Third 3 9 Artist Training Grounds - Day 9 by Picardy-Third Artist Training Grounds - Day 9 :iconpicardy-third:Picardy-Third 1 1 Artist Training Grounds - Day 8 by Picardy-Third Artist Training Grounds - Day 8 :iconpicardy-third:Picardy-Third 3 4 Artist Training Grounds - Day 7 by Picardy-Third Artist Training Grounds - Day 7 :iconpicardy-third:Picardy-Third 1 0 Artist Training Grounds - Day 6 by Picardy-Third Artist Training Grounds - Day 6 :iconpicardy-third:Picardy-Third 1 0 Artist Training Grounds - Day 5 by Picardy-Third Artist Training Grounds - Day 5 :iconpicardy-third:Picardy-Third 2 6 Artist Training Grounds - Day 4 by Picardy-Third Artist Training Grounds - Day 4 :iconpicardy-third:Picardy-Third 0 0 Artist Training Grounds - Day 3 by Picardy-Third Artist Training Grounds - Day 3 :iconpicardy-third:Picardy-Third 0 0 Artist Training Grounds - Day 2 by Picardy-Third Artist Training Grounds - Day 2 :iconpicardy-third:Picardy-Third 0 0

Favourites

No Favourites yet.

Activity


C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors," and E-flat leaves. C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me, I'll just be a second."

A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor and sends him out. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and shouts, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

Next night, E-flat, not easily deflated, comes into the bar in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: "You're looking pretty sharp tonight. Come on in. This could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat takes off his suit and everything else and stands there au naturel.

Eventually, C, who had passed out under the bar the night before, begins to sober up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. So, C goes to trial, is convicted of contributing to the diminution of a minor and sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an up scale correctional facility. The conviction is overturned on appeal, however, and C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest and closes the bar

deviantID

Picardy-Third's Profile Picture
Picardy-Third
Cory Ellis
United States
I'm no artist, but I am a musician currently studying Music Education at Northern Illinois University. I'm a dedicated brony for life and I play the trombone, the guitar, and I sing in the NIU Chamber Choir.
Interests

Comments


Add a Comment:
 
:iconnearisepic:
nearisepic Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Just finished an amazing fanfic.srsly.best ever. llama for you!!
Reply
:iconchellforte:
chellforte Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the watch!
I'll post the PEN PAIL picture when it's done and credit you
I'm so excited
yayyyy
Reply