Speaking of Vitruvian Man...

True story:

My step-daughter's bf is an inquisitive fellow....and a complete imbecile.  The day before yesterday he was watching as I colored something (SFW) and inquired as to how he could get "get that good".....as if he could "get some skilz" (or whatever that idiotic expression is) by way of some youtube video and start doing this practically overnight.

"Well, years of experience and years of practice...and then more practice...followed by more practice.  Leonardo was an old man when he drew Vitruvian Man", I said.  I could physically see (by way of the dullard and slightly confused expression on his face) that the gears weren't quit meshing.  Minutes later, what finally comes out of his mouth?  "Hu-huh!  Yeah, I like Ninja Turtles too."

Let that sink in for a minute......

He's a 22-year-old ninth grade dropout whose goals and aspiration seem to be "wake and bake" followed long-term bouts of unemployment.  Yeah...my step-daughter sure can pick 'em.