“Weld some spikes to this thing and it’d be pretty alright.”
Lorraine turned to Alexander, horrified. Before them was a brand new, freshly polished android. It's eyes moved between them, not entirely sure how to respond to that sort of greeting.
"We're not welding anything to anyone, Alex." Lorraine told her husband before turning to the robotic humanoid before them. She held out her hand to shake his. "Welcome to our home. I am Lorraine, and this is Alexander."
"Pleasure." the android responded. "I am known as Gibson. I have been assigned to your household by the Black Velvet Corporation. I look forward to serving you."
Lorraine gave him a smile before turning to the house, inviting him in. "Do come in. I'll introduce you to the family." she turned her head and called into the house. "Toronto! Here boy!"
Out of the house came a Greyhound dog, jumping around in excitement. When he saw Gibson, however, the dog stopped. His ears folded and he growled. Lorraine turned to