Actually this was a drawn meme, but I wouldn't know how to draw some of those questions... ^^;
Here is the original: http://fav.me/d2h382j
1. Okay, first the most-common stuff: What the hell are you and where are you from?
Last time I checked I was human. And I am from Bavaria... Okay, Germany.
2. Pfff... Who knows that country? In which continent is it, which language do you speak there and how is the flag?
Well, due to our not so very glorious past, I guess everybody knows this country. ^^° It's in Europe.
We speak German and in Bavaria we have a special dialect.