I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back. I asked "why?" The angel said "Because the person was having sex. I aint no pervert bitch. Anyways, twenty porn magazines are in the vicinity of where you live. Ten are being read, ten are covered in jizz, and one is lying around. Send this to ten friends including me. If you do, the porn magazines will disappear and you wont go to hell. Once you get five replies, some pervert will be surprised. Please read, I am, not joking. God has seen you masturbating and is disgusted. God says its over. A miracle is coming some perverts way. If you want a pervert to lose his virginity and stop being perverted, then send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being watched and silently judged by God every single second of your life. Tomorrow will be the horniest day of your life. Don't break this chain. Send this to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard.