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Actively pursuing gainful employment at this time (read: "real" job). Unfortunately, of late, my new least favorite words received in an email from a (on-paper) company with a highly-promising job opening (regardless of who they're from, they're worded exactly the same):

We’re truly grateful that you applied for our position of [You're So OverQualified For This It Isn't Even Funny] with the [We're Sorry It Took So Long To Respond But The Guy Who Removes Our Heads From Our Butts Only Comes Around Once A Month] company [That Does Not Offer Health Insurance, Or Time Off For Five Years... Oh, And We Don't Celebrate Christmas, 4th Of July, Hannukah, Thanksgiving, or Veterans Day, But We Do Celebrate Memorial Day, Because We're An American-Based Company - Actually An American-Owned Subsidiary Of A Chinese Conglomerate - But We're Nothing If Not Unpatriotic (By The Way, Friday Is Hawaiian Shirt Day, So If You Have a Hawaiian Shirt And Want To Wear That, That Would Be Greeeeeaaaaat...) - Just Be Thankful You're Not A Female Applicant Or You'd Be Having Your Non-Corporate-Approved Childbirth Session In Our Breakroom], based in [It Would Cost You More Than We're Offering You In Annual Starting Pay To Move To This Sh*thole Of The World, And No, There Is No Relocation Fee], USA [Obligatory Waving Flag Icon In The Email Signature Block].

At this time, we’ve determined that other candidates [Punk Kids With Stars In Their Eyes Who Actually BELIEVE That, As A Non-Paid Intern, They Have Even The Slightest Chance Of Getting A Salaried Position If They Ask For One At The End Of Their Curiously-Long Internship] have qualifications that better align to this particular role [AGAIN, The Role For Which, Per Your Online Job Description, You Performed Admirably For Almost 2 Decades], but we’d love to stay in touch [But We Won't, Because Your Email Application Is Going Directly Into Our Trashcan - Not The Temporary Place That Stores Them Until You Physically Go In To Permanently Delete Them, But The Corporate Email Trashcan That Physically Ejects All Such Data Directly Into Our Hole In The Earth That Goes Directly To The Core - That Same One From That Awful Movie Called - Really Creative Here Guys - "The Core."].

It may be slightly shorter than that, I don't recall, since the last time I printed it out and went all rabid and shredded one with my teeth and swallowed it...


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David Robert Wooten
Artist | Professional | Digital Art
United States
Most everything you'd want to know about me can be found at my personal website, or my website/graphics site.

Born On Date: 9 August 1958; Current Residence: Little Rock, AR; deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXXL; Favourite Genre of Music: Hard to say; Favourite Style of Art: Again, hard to say; Operating System: Windows 10; Favourite Software: Adobe CS (InDesign, Photoshop), CorelDRAW Suite (CorelDRAW, PhotoPAINT), Smart Photo Editor and PortraitPro; Favourite Cartoon Character(s): Mightor and (the original) Space Ghost; Personal Quote: I am better than no man, but no man is my better [Melior Nullo, Nullus Melior].



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MaLize Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Professional Photographer
Thanks for your love in my Killer Queen Hellboy!

I had so many love in this picture, that I'm now running a worldwide contest to win a 90x70cm signed poster of Killer Queen Hellboy used on Sitges International Film Festival exhibition.

You can see the rules of the contest in Facebook, comments in english are great, please read full description, as the rules in english are at the bottom.

Hope you participate!
FrnzHauser Featured By Owner May 15, 2013
hank you very much for the fave'! :brushteeth:
MaLize Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013  Professional Photographer
Thanks for the fav!

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sirenabonita Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
:iconahoyplz: thankyou
JALpix Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks 4 faving!:)
dubbery Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav
zly-kt Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012
Tnx for the :+fav:!! ;)
chris-laitz Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011  Professional Photographer
Thank you for the fav!!! :D
devgear Featured By Owner May 12, 2011
Great design in your gallery. I really like the embellished Heraldry work!
PeridotPangolin Featured By Owner May 12, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks. Heraldry is a passion, as I am Executive Director of The American College of Heraldry (

Your inking is beautiful. I occasionally commission pencils from various artists, and always like to have a quality inker's contact info in my database. I am adding yours as we speak.

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