Cynthia: "We're not being paid to be stupid!"
Monique: "So, how are you still making a profit?"
Cynthia: "Ew, Monique"
Monique: "Ew, your opinion."
Younger Joane : *crossing guard job* *almost gets run over*, For the love of God, USE YOUR BLINKER!
Monique: *steals Cynthia's gold club*
Cynthia: Girl, I outta smack your head until you give me my grocery total.
Charlene: Guys, stop fighting. You're tearing this friendship apart!
Cynthia/Monique: *pause roast session* What friendship?
Cynthia: LISTEN HERE,MARSHMELLOW HEAD!
Cynthia: *after fighting with Monique* I hope you go broke!
Monique: I hope your golf ball gets near the hole, but doesn't fall in!
Cynthia: Girl, Take that back!