I regret to inform you that all literature on site has been removed due to extremely high quantities of suck new and perhaps better deviations may be submitted eventually,
Sincerely and with deepest regrets
chairman of the Board and CEO of Deviation
cleanup & artist in question
the artist has been detained for interrogation and water boarding involving submitted art
To whom it may concern,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when you cuffed me outside of chicago and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're frostbit enough to understand how awful i've felt. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about eggplant-fetishism.
(you know who you are)
This madness stops here->]
"Hey you want some unicorn horn?" is getting to be a pretty common question, i mean its not illegal, it has no adverse side effects, and it works just like any other drug. What's the harm in taking just a little?
well i'll tell you the problem, the people who procure the horn are brutal, did you know that most horse meat is in fact Unicorn meat labeled as horse? well i did some research and it turns out that the amount of "free range" unicorn to mercilessly hunted and butchered unicorns is 1:20,000? i find this to be a severe issue considering that a unicorn can score a 270 on an IQ test WITHOUT TRYING! so we go and chase after Unicor
if you translate "Man is a wolf unto man" from English to Latin, the Latin is "Homo Homini Lupus Homini";
but if you translate "Man is a wolf unto man" from Latin to English you get "A Man is keep a wolf from the manna"
Not even joking.