So many things left undone
so few days left to do them in
i only hope, as young as i may be
that when i die I've done something thats duly noted
and remembered, but so many of us wish that
how many actually get the chance to have success?
Dustin' off the old Penso apparently my old stuff was good so i'm talking all the writing out of cryogenics for you all
Dear ReadersI regret to inform you that all literature on site has been removed due to extremely high quantities of suck new and perhaps better deviations may be submitted eventually,
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the artist has been detained for interrogation and water boarding involving submitted art
Dear So and so, i regret to inform youTo whom it may concern,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when you cuffed me outside of chicago and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're frostbit enough to understand how awful i've felt. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about eggplant-fetishism.
(you know who you are)
This madness stops here->]
Hey you want some unicorn horn?"Hey you want some unicorn horn?" is getting to be a pretty common question, i mean its not illegal, it has no adverse side effects, and it works just like any other drug. What's the harm in taking just a little?
well i'll tell you the problem, the people who procure the horn are brutal, did you know that most horse meat is in fact Unicorn meat labeled as horse? well i did some research and it turns out that the amount of "free range" unicorn to mercilessly hunted and butchered unicorns is 1:20,000? i find this to be a severe issue considering that a unicorn can score a 270 on an IQ test WITHOUT TRYING! so we go and chase after Unicorns and once we catch it we break it's legs and load it into the back of a van, to keep the horn nice and fresh, and the thing has to watch as we saw off it's horn and toss it into a pile ready to go straight to processing. it is then trucked over to a plant where we unload it and snap its neck, it's corpse is then
TRANSLATEif you translate "Man is a wolf unto man" from English to Latin, the Latin is "Homo Homini Lupus Homini";
but if you translate "Man is a wolf unto man" from Latin to English you get "A Man is keep a wolf from the manna"
Not even joking.
The First FrostI am dead to you
My insides are frozen
My heart is covered in a frosty glaze
The red that once lived in my lips
Is now replaced by this cold black
You have drained the life out of my being
My very breath shivers with the chill of this sadness
As my breaths leave me they mist in my chill
A droplet of water hangs from the ceiling
And freezes as it falls
It shatters in two when it hits the floor
My heart did the same when you left me here
The frost crawls along the floor
I watch it coming nearer crackling with its growth
The frost touches my finger
Travelling up my pale skin
I am slowly covered by this deep chill
As the frost glazes my eyes shut
I finally smile
My name is Tessamaine, but you can call me Tessa. I go to a normal school, have normal friends and try to have a usually normal life. But I have a secret, since birth Ive been trained to kill zombies. Now I know what your thinking
BRAINS! Im right arent I. its not that kind of Zombie, its an Im-going-to-take-over-your- brain-and-turn-you-into-a-zombie, in other words the undead virus. My parents were zombie hunters, and so were their parents, and their parents, and their parents, etcetera etcetera etcetera.
The Ballad of Erica Schneider"Run!" she called after me.
"what IS that thing!?" i called back.
"JUST EFFING RUN!" she yelled, as she pulled the top off her umbrella to reveal a rapier.
so i ran, and never looked back.
it's been a month since i ran for my life; yet i can only wonder what happened to her. she normally returns in a day or 2. so ,as you can imagine, i paced. the sunlight slowly shifted positions as the sun slowly sank lower in the sky. there was a knock on my door at 3 p.m. i opened the door slowly.
"ERICA!" i cried and she fainted in my arms.
"is she okay doc?"
"let me FINISH FJIRST!!!"
"well besides a strange bite on her leg, she's okay."
"so she can leave soon?"
"well i need her to stay tonight, but tommorow she can."
the dial on my watch r
Small pixel raffle - OPENNyello people
I've been kind of inactive with posting so I wanted to thank my watchers for sticking around ♥
So I'm holding a small pixel raffle for my watchers, new watchers are of course welcome ♥
I've been busy working on my TDL and delivering them that I haven't found much time to upload anything, so there for this raffle ♥
It's not much but I wanted to do something so ♥
Ps; I can only draw humanoids ;;
3 Pixel icons of any of these styles:
(unlocked after 20 entries)
2 Pixel icons of any of these styles:
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Make deviantArt a fucking better place!!! Part 1Okay, guys,
I think I need to be hard. I am more than 9 years an deviant here on dA. This is good for me to compare the past and now. And maybe have a clue how dA will be in the future.
I have the feeling dA is getting more and more heartless. And I am not the only one. I set up a little poll, and the few who took part gave me this:
The first years I was here, everything here was great! Great artists, nice people who you could talk to (and who talked with you, TOO!), a lot of fun with the community, reaction on my work, reactions on what I wrote for you, feedback like comments and faves and so on. But this has changed extremly. I feel lonely here most of the time. I have no Fun being part of this community anymore. (And I think may have the same opinion, as many left the community)
But what can we do?
This is why I will write some journals, all about this topic. I will tell you my point of few, and
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Free! Iwatobi Swim Club cosplay shoot outtakes!When my friends and I first heard of "that swimming anime" called Free!, this is pretty much what we expected:
Not that there's anything wrong with that hahah, but all we were expecting was to be able to laugh at how exploitable and full of fanservice this show could be because swimming would require everyone to be half-naked. Although it started out that way, the more episodes we watched, the more we realized...
We were wrong. So wrong.
What we got was a heartwarming coming-of-age story with endearing characters and interesting dynamics. It spoke of friendship and learning your self-worth and figuring out what drives you forward.
I'd write more about how I feel about it but it would take up too much time and space over here, so here are a couple of posts that have already done the job well:
1. A detailed literary analysis and trope driven deconstruction of H