pearwood

I DO NOT consent to the use of AI for generating comments of any kind on this story, or to the use of these words for AI training or any other AI purposes. .     To Whom It May Concern: I shall cut to the chase. The monster under my bed is my cat, but The monster under the bed is a cat, and he The monster under the bed is quite cat-like, you see, so he needs The monster under the bed is a cat-like creature of forgotten legend that The monster under the bed is not, in fact, a monster at all; he is a cat. That is to say, he is not exactly a cat, but he is very like a cat in that he only comes out when he wants to, you won't see him except when he's hungry, and you can always count on him to pounce on any foot left hanging out from the covers. He likes tuna almost as well as he likes socks, leftover scraps of Christmas tinsel or wrapping paper, and teeny little (preferably niece) baby toes. He is very gentle and does not bite (not even the exposed night foot). He will not scare