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 Marietta suspected strongly by the end of the week, but had little opportunity to pinpoint any proof.  She spent every spare moment with Henry in the subtle pursuit of slipping him up, jarring the conversation into unexpected turns. ‘Yes’ became a rather indifferent ‘okay’ or ‘alright,’ no matter how many different ways she managed to ask for affirmation. He veered around plurals and possessives as if they were road kill. “How many balloons are there?” she asked. “Eight,” said Henry. “Not seven? It looks to me like there are seven.”  Henry stiffened but didn’t
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