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A Corny Joke
My brother made an acorn out of papier mache, white
It had the finest details, with the size exactly right
My brother said it was that good, he'd plant it in compost
Which took me by surprise, and I assumed his marbles lost
I'd always thought my brother was the smartest in our town
But at this daft suggestion he had let our family down
The next few months passed by until the final night of March
When brother proudly said he'd grown a papier mache Larch
I told him, from an acorn you'd expect to grown an Oak
That no one would believe him, and they'd think it was a joke
Next morning on the table was a papier mache tree
Stood in an old brown plant pot, there for all the town to see
It would be an understatement to say that I was perplexed
I hadn't the foresight to foretell what was coming next
My brother laughed and told me I was such an April fool
I made a hasty exit saying I was late for school
While on my way I marvelled at my brother's forward planning
But all the same, I figured
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Literature
A Corny Joke
My brother made an acorn out of papier mache, white
It had the finest details, with the size exactly right
My brother said it was that good, he'd plant it in compost
Which took me by surprise, and I assumed his marbles lost
I'd always thought my brother was the smartest in our town
But at this daft suggestion he had let our family down
The next few months passed by until the final night of March
When brother proudly said he'd grown a papier mache Larch
I told him, from an acorn you'd expect to grown an Oak
That no one would believe him, and they'd think it was a joke
Next morning on the table was a papier mache tree
Stood in an old brown plant pot, there for all the town to see
It would be an understatement to say that I was perplexed
I hadn't the foresight to foretell what was coming next
My brother laughed and told me I was such an April fool
I made a hasty exit saying I was late for school
While on my way I marvelled at my brother's forward planning
But all the same, I figured
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