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North by Northwest by parliamentFunk, literature

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Idioms by parliamentFunk, literature

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Shower Poem 1 by parliamentFunk, literature


Blinking Under Paris Lights by CyneNoir, literature

In This Slant of Light by CyneNoir, literature

Tough Question by Chrury-Sanson, literature

Betrayal by EternalSunday, literature

Words hurt you know? by ccdigitgrl568, literature

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Ma Belle Amie by parliamentFunk, literature

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  • Sep 21, 1981
  • United States
  • Deviant for 17 years
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Current Residence: |[ mid-michigan ]|
Favourite genre of music: |[ soul ][ r&b ][ rock ][ indie ]|
MP3 player of choice: |[ iPhone ]|
Favourite cartoon character: |[ cast of family guy ]|

Favourite Movies
|[ casablanca ]|
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
|[ lou rawls ][ crash kings ][ the features ][ alter bridge][ sam cooke]|
Tools of the Trade
|[ duct tape ][ nylon rope ][ gloves ][ ski mask ][ piano wire ][ quiet pair of shoes ]|
Other Interests
|[ music ][ movies ][ theatre ][ history ][ genealogy ]|

'Allo Loves

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Hey y'all, some of you I have on Facebook and you still know I am alive.  To those who don't have me, you now know I am still alive.  :P Just thought I'd pop in and say that I will be back sometime in the near future on a regular basis.  Right now I have no computer, so that makes things a bit difficult and you can only do so much from a smart phone.  Anyway, not much is new, but it's been a rough year for me.  On June 6th I lost my father to a hemorrhagic stroke.  I hadn't talked to him in about six years and that day I had been thinking about calling him.  I'd always thought I'd have time to patch things up.  I cannot explain the guilt I f
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screw the pooch

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I'm not dead.  I haven't and won't be around much.  Nothing bad going on, just life.  ^____^ Hope all is well with you all.
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Do you have a band or musician that you listen to and consider a guilty pleasure?

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ABBA! <3
Justin Bieber.
Lady Gaga.
Lionel Richie. (it was looking vag heavy, so I threw a dick in)
Other. (please tell me who!!)
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In a few days, it is going to be a relatively normal day...for most.  But not for you.  For on that will be a good day to revel in the moment that you were cast down upon this Earth, summoned and placed here by the mighty Odin to share your talents and your creativity with all.  Let thee rejoice and enjoy this time, and know you are wished a Happy Birthday!  May many more follow!

Also, Odin sends cake, blessed by King Kong and delivered by Godzilla!
A few days from today, the history books show an entry.  An entry of mystery, and portent, as the great powers came down upon the Earth, and, in accordance with the wishes of the mighty King Kong, granted the world a boon.  That boon was you.  And lo, let it be said to all that you are to be wished a Happy Birthday upon that day, with the most excellent and amazing of cakes to partake in! :D (Big Grin) Have your cake and eat it too
Hi, have an awesome day :happybounce:
History records that, just days from now, a tremendous upheaval took place as the ground cracked and broke apart, tornadoes spun counter to their nature, and even Godzilla bowed as you appeared upon the Earth to grace us with your art. And so it is wished upon you to have a Happy Birthday on that day....and a most excellent cake. :D (Big Grin)  Have your cake and eat it too
In a short time hence, may you have a most happy birthday, for that is the day that you descended upon the Earth in a shower of lightening! :D (Big Grin)  Also, have delicious Have your cake and eat it too that day!