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After Thought

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After Thought

"Why yes, I did. On purpose, of course. I had to," she said, with little remorse. "He's beat, on me..." a quake in her voice. "But I feared, for them... he left me no choice. If it's him, or me, it's up in the air. But when they're involved, there's no playing fair."

SWS: Reach

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SWS: Reach

For perfect teeth use a Reach®!

SWS: Satirical

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SWS: Satirical

We are one nation under Dog.

North by Northwest

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North by Northwest

Please, you have the wrong man!

Affair

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Affair

I saw her again last night.

Idioms

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Idioms

It didn't intend on making sense.

Ma Belle Amie

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Ma Belle Amie

I weep not for what you've no more but what I never hung onto. For you, I know, had more to show than you will ever get to. Ma belle amie, I guarantee, I will not once forget you.

Shower Poem 1

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Shower Poem 1

What you believe, means little to me. Who you are, is all that I see.

Blinking Under Paris Lights

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Blinking Under Paris Lights

Stars don't shine like lovers do.
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In This Slant of Light

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In This Slant of Light

The willow trees cut such stark shadows against the fields to-night, projections of their glorious souls so carelessly thrown across wind-rattled thickets to slice through quiet branches and squares of black mud. They drape over wooded sky like some supplement to the darkness which crowns late horizon. How do you see the water lilies hanging tendrils around cyclic dawn? Their pale faces open slowly- lips of a wanting mouth, frost of a blooming lake, petals of a growing star-- the last bit of light which filters through a closing guillotine. These cold flowers are born of rotten root, impregnated by the moon's perfumes. Dying worlds shudder
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Tough Question

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Tough Question

Didn't you see that traffic light?

Betrayal

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Betrayal

I'm drowning in your crocodile tears.

Spotlight

Ma Belle Amie

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Ma Belle Amie

I weep not for what you've no more but what I never hung onto. For you, I know, had more to show than you will ever get to. Ma belle amie, I guarantee, I will not once forget you.
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No Words

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No Words

She laid the rugs out on the sand, platting out her own mind's land. Turning Persian tapestries into far off galaxies. She brushed the curls back from her eyes, black studded pearls, the world in lies. She said, with smirk, "shall we confer?" I said no words, but laid with her.
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Current Residence: |[ mid-michigan ]|
Favourite genre of music: |[ soul ][ r&b ][ rock ][ indie ]|
MP3 player of choice: |[ iPhone ]|
Favourite cartoon character: |[ cast of family guy ]|

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|[ casablanca ]|
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|[ lou rawls ][ crash kings ][ the features ][ alter bridge][ sam cooke]|
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'Allo Loves

'Allo Loves

Hey y'all, some of you I have on Facebook and you still know I am alive.  To those who don't have me, you now know I am still alive.  :P Just thought I'd pop in and say that I will be back sometime in the near future on a regular basis.  Right now I have no computer, so that makes things a bit difficult and you can only do so much from a smart phone.  Anyway, not much is new, but it's been a rough year for me.  On June 6th I lost my father to a hemorrhagic stroke.  I hadn't talked to him in about six years and that day I had been thinking about calling him.  I'd always thought I'd have time to patch things up.  I cannot explain the guilt I f

screw the pooch

screw the pooch

I'm not dead.  I haven't and won't be around much.  Nothing bad going on, just life.  ^____^ Hope all is well with you all.

Do you have a band or musician that you listen to and c...

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  • No.
  • ABBA! <3
  • Justin Bieber.
  • Lady Gaga.
  • Madonna.
  • Cher.
  • Lionel Richie. (it was looking vag heavy, so I threw a dick in)
  • Other. (please tell me who!!)

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RBL-M1A2TankerHobbyist General Artist
In a few days, it is going to be a relatively normal day...for most.  But not for you.  For on that day...it will be a good day to revel in the moment that you were cast down upon this Earth, summoned and placed here by the mighty Odin to share your talents and your creativity with all.  Let thee rejoice and enjoy this time, and know you are wished a Happy Birthday!  May many more follow!

Also, Odin sends cake, blessed by King Kong and delivered by Godzilla!
RBL-M1A2TankerHobbyist General Artist
A few days from today, the history books show an entry.  An entry of mystery, and portent, as the great powers came down upon the Earth, and, in accordance with the wishes of the mighty King Kong, granted the world a boon.  That boon was you.  And lo, let it be said to all that you are to be wished a Happy Birthday upon that day, with the most excellent and amazing of cakes to partake in! :D (Big Grin) Have your cake and eat it too
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Hi, have an awesome day :happybounce:
RBL-M1A2TankerHobbyist General Artist
History records that, just days from now, a tremendous upheaval took place as the ground cracked and broke apart, tornadoes spun counter to their nature, and even Godzilla bowed as you appeared upon the Earth to grace us with your art. And so it is wished upon you to have a Happy Birthday on that day....and a most excellent cake. :D (Big Grin)  Have your cake and eat it too
SRaffaProfessional General Artist
:icongigglecake::icondorkdanceplz:
RBL-M1A2TankerHobbyist General Artist
In a short time hence, may you have a most happy birthday, for that is the day that you descended upon the Earth in a shower of lightening! :D (Big Grin)  Also, have delicious Have your cake and eat it too that day!