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, the local sheriff asks her what happened.
"It was the strangest thing!
I looked up and saw a tree
, so I swerved to the right.
Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. 
Then there was another tree,
and another and another ..."
for a minute and then said, "Mam ...
I don't know how to tell you this,
but the only thing even resembling a tree 
on this road for thirty miles 
is your air freshener."
for this joke!!