Starlight: I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a seapony's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking equality and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era is tiphoofing nearer
Fido: I hope this won't be a disaster!
Starlight: Just listen to master
I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And vengeance deliciously squared
Rover: Yeah! Be prepared, we'll be prepared! For what?
Starlight: For the death of the princess.
Spot: Is she sick?
Starlight: No, fool! We're going to kill her...and the other princesses, too.
Fido: Great idea! Who needs a princess?
Fido, Rover, and Spot: No princess, no princess! La la la la la la!
Starlight: Idiots! There will be a queen!
Rover: But you said-
Starlight: I will be queen!
Stick with me and you'll never be gemless again!
Fido, Rover, and Spot: Yay, all right! Long live the queen!
Long live the queen!
Diamond Dogs: It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a queen who'll be all-time adored
Starlight: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning
Decades of denial is simply why I'll
Be queen undisputed, respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am!
Diamond Dogs: Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared-
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared-