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My name is Paleo, and I have a problem.
I love My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic... a lot.
I can usually come to terms with the obsessive interests throughout my life and justify them pretty easily. For instance, Dinosaurs? That's easy, they lived in a world so different from ours and who doesn't love learning about them? Video games? Another easy one, they're possibly the only true form of interactive entertainment and can attract a variety of players. Whales and dolphins? While not typical for males, they are still very intelligent and powerful beings that can capture anyone's imagination. But this? How could candy-colored ponies ever appeal to me?
Well, you better grab a snack and a drink, sit back and relax, because this is gonna be a long explanation.
I suppose I should tell you about how I came across the show in the first place. I had alread