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Early Cuyler

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Granny: When Jesus was president he ate babies all the time.
Narrator: Nothing binds a father and a son more closely than the truth behind the decapitated hooker in the rec room.
Sheriff: You passed, boy!
Rusty: I did? I did! Hell, yeah! I'm a high school congraduate.
Earlie Cuyler: Graduations, Rusty.
Rusty: Ain't nuthin gonna stop me now but my innate inabilitree to progress cognatious thunk.
Lil: Well, y'all need me, I'll be putting pictures of my ass on the internet.
Granny: Hooray, magic Jesus!
Earlie Cuyler: She was my dream, my muse. A vision suitable for the wide-screen format. I can still taste her fist against my face. The sweet sugary sweat from a lifetime of diabetes. A heartbeat you could hear from six blocks away. One big pump every hour.
[Rusty and Krystal are looking at pictures]
Krystal: Well, then there's one of me. Here's one of them what you call 'em Glamour Shots what have you. Whaddaya know, there's me. No, that's a bus.

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Image size
1184x2328px 1.89 MB
Make
SONY
Model
DSC-H10
Shutter Speed
10/400 second
Aperture
F/3.5
Focal Length
6 mm
ISO Speed
125
Date Taken
Mar 23, 2009, 8:17:13 PM
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wtf, this is real?!?!?! ohmygod i love it. i want to get aqua teen and squidbillies ones when i'm older. lol :D