Edit 1 March 2015: Bingo got an update! Now the main file is version 1.1!
Version 1.0 is still available here in scraps.
The PDF file contains both version 1.1 and 1.0 (second page).
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As a special present for my Bikini Armor Battle Damage blog's first anniversary, I present to you: Female Armor BINGO!
Use as a reference to quantify how ridiculous a female armor is.
For the record: the game refers to the context of wearing skimpy "armors" for battle (any other context, like cosplay, is excluded).
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And now the game has a spinoff: Female Armor Rhetoric BINGO!
Designed in CorelDraw by yours truly
Special thanks to everyone who agreed to consult me in creating this game! Ami from eschergirls, Tica from repair-her-armor, Ryan ‘Jabberwock’ C., Jenny Islander and many of my friends who want to remain unnamed. Your revisions were a big help!
Did I say hilarious? I meant depressing.
Heh... Did you read the article about MK11 Fanboys? They're complaining that Sonya Blade is looking kind of 'plain'. Apparently she looks like a transexual now and they're blaming feminism for her wearing clothes that don't look like they've been attacked by a fashion-conscious cheese-grater. She looks pretty fine for somebody who's 51.
Isn't the idea of MK that you can split your enemie's head into three pieces and remove all their blood from their bodies, not that the women have DDs complimented with gaping boobwindows?
Of course not all guys are gonna be boob-driven 15-year-old creeps pretending to be 18, most are in it for the sadistic violence and fountains of blood. The writer's clearly giving us the 'cream of the crop'.
But this is why ACTUAL feminists can't have nice things. Also because of SJW thinking equality means dragging other people down, and then calling themselves feminists.
Not all squares on this bingo are supposed to be exclusive to bikini armor, but their absurdity and impracticality is always more prominent on a scantily clad lady than reasonably armored dude.
And the square you're referring to says specifically "Sharp ornamental edges that can pierce skin.", as in the wearer's skin. We're not talking about any ridiculously pointy armor (like, say, Sauron's in the movies), we're talking about "armor" that's spiky and shows a lot of bare flesh vulnerable to those spikes.
unless you're aiming vertically right between her tits its about as much of a problem as on any chestpiece
By no means I disagree with you.
But when it comes to fictional "female" armor I'd rather be covered entirely in bookplates over, the standard issue greves pauldrons and metal bikini.
like, thongs, underboob and more skin/skimpy can be vulnerable for battle. If you see a character who made a BINGO there, 101% she wouldn't survive but if she did, it's probably her powers or complete luck
tbh, for how many characters I have seen with skimpy armor would made a lot of BINGOs