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LC Fragments Of Time - The Storm“Crap, crap, crap, crap, CRAP!” Akita cursed as she hastily ran towards a bakery up ahead. She had to get in there fast! Above her, the sky was already rumbling with thunder, so the rain was to follow suit. She definitely did not want a repeat of last time! Luckily, she was able to make it inside, right before the sky just burst open like a waterfall.
“Whoah!” the baker called out, surprised at the appearance of the priestess.
“Just… a moment…” Akita panted, her hands on her knees.
“Well… uh… take your time… I guess?” the baker stammered.
‘Take my time? I AM time,’ Akita thought to herself before standing up straight again. Only now did she get a look at the baker. It seemed that he was a somewhat elderly man. He had maybe eaten more of his own bread than he probably should. “Sorry for the intrusion, Byte.”
“... Byte?” the baker questioned.
Akita just turned a
2019 Contest- Game of Thrones 'DB Parody edition'Honestly there were many plans but they were overly complicated so I tossed them and sat around until something else simpler came to me.
Unfortunately I failed.
As such the theme this year will be mocking Game of Thrones 'aka: parody edition'
'A Sword of Waifu's and Spice' or 'A Dame of Moans'
D&D will become D&B for this extended stay.
Whether your character is a parody of the incest is wincest or maybe the country is a matriarchy whether the foot likes heels or not or maybe they fear dragqueen fire err... dragons... yeahhh or maybe they force people to take the pink and send them down south.
Your job if you accept it is to insult, mock and transform these beloved murder hobos into something silly and something fun.
If you don't know the series, fear not I didn't care enough to finish past book 3 either.
Also other fantasy series can also be used, whether it be the Lord of the Cock Rings or the Bitcher or Skyrimjob other lesser known series go for it, though if it's rea
the artists are coming! the artists are coming!
or something like that...
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