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A foolish or stupid person.
A person of profound mental retardation having
a mental age below three years and generally being
unable to learn conected speech or guard against
common dangers.
....The little creatures of nature... they don't know that theyre ugly! That's very funny... A Fly marrying a Bumble bee!

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A more deep, more serious question this time...

Which hurts more, the body or the heart?

...and a follow up if you can answer that:

Is it in your head?

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2 Minute Noodles.... its the year 2003 dammit why should i have to wait 2 minutes for my noodles?! we're 3 years into a new millenium - so i pose the question...

Why are there no INSTANT noodles?

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2 Minute Noodles.... its the year 2003 dammit why should i have to wait 2 minutes for my noodles?! we're 3 years into a new millenium - so i pose the question...

Why are there no INSTANT noodles?kebz.deviantart.com - go there... u know u want to =)
If you had a choice, what would it be?
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"In hopes of stimulating consumer spending, credit companies introduce the HappyCard™, a card that gives the user an orgasm with each purchase. It's a hit... but then the military uses the technology to develop a HappyGun™. That's when the nightmare begins!!!"

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YipEE! I Got My Car Back!!! =P

went from a 1.3L engine with 49.5kW and 101nm of torque to a 1.6L engine iwith 55.9kW and 124nm of torque... acceleration is pretty similar to the 1.3, however the new engine's torque comes alot lower down which means 5th gear up some hills i used to need 4th to get up =) good stuff!

Oh yes, and today (the 10th) is also me annimaversawary with emily =) yay!

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Well, last saturday i thought it might be great to go down to some sand dunes with my mates n tow them (and me) behind the car on tarpolines and body boards... which we did and i was great fun... however something strange happened... while driving i heard a large "kasplat" sound under the car, and when i stopped to see what it was, boiling hot radiator fluid was all over the ground. i sat and pondered where this might have come from, popped the bonnet n check al my hoses n everything for leaks... but there was nothing...

so i let the car cool down incase i had overheated it (the temp guage was pretty high)... and drove on, frequently letting the car cool down... as we got closer to the exit track however more and more white smoke was pouring out the exhaust... this could only mean the head was blown and water oil and radiator fluid were being burnt...

So we get to a service station and pump up my tyres, and drive 1km to my mates cousins house where we call the RAC and get a tow back to my house...

Today the mechanic calls up after spending a few hours looking at the heap of shit that is my engine... its broken good... the engine is now good for an oversized paperweight or doorstop...

So, the suzuki needs a new engine... i can pay $2210 for a full reconditioned 1.3l engine, or $3400 for a full reconditioned 1.6l vitara engine with a new raditator and hoses... i pick the vitara. its an upgrade i was planning on doig some day and i know ill kick myself if i dont do it while i have the chance.

So now i have to pay my dad $3400... at about $60 a week cos my apprenticeship wages wont allow me to pay much more... this means the next 18 months will be spent paying off my engine =( unless i win lotto or someone buys my vector artworks...

So until next wednesday ill be without a car, which will be 1.5 weeks carless... i have to admit though, not paying for fuel is a great thing... ive spent a total of about $10 this week on lunch... and riding my bike around the place can only make me fitter, right? =)

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OK, my new vector submission is finally allowing the full view to be seen, thanks to some help from $arc...

Thanks to everyone who commented on it =) please keep em coming! =D

--PONDERING--
Emily raised an interesiting question tonight - and that is:
Do people in comas fart?

If you have an answer please reply to this journal! =D




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old images cant be restored. many other vector artists lost files also. devart admins should have their fingers removed to prevent any further typing / mouse clicking.

ive submitted my 7 cars as 1 pic - please leave a comment and see if i can beat the 1200 odd views, 30 odd comments and about 20 favourites which one of my vector cars had.



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hey guys - just wanna let youz know im pissed off:
devart in their oh so fucking great wisdom pulled all my vectors off the site... because they were in the wrong category of RESOURCES > VECTOR.  Dumb fucks. Those images were resources i used at work, and they were vectors. they were not indy art. if my art is not restored ill be leaving devart... cos thats just fucking dumb.


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Anyone see the slight humour in fighting a war because another country has weapons to fight a wat with?

Someone - please answer this!!! ...

If a person broke their leg and got so freaked out that they had a heart attack and died... did they die of a broken leg?


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I'm currently working on vectorising a Hummer H1... very detailed, very time consuming - keep your eyes peeled it'll be up by friday! =)

Oh, and no one answered my question!!! ...

Ok, if a person broke their leg and got so freaked out that they had a heart attack and died... did they die of a broken leg?



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Ok, if a person broke their leg and got so freaked out that they had a heart attack and died... did they die of a broken leg?



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Tastes Like Chicken =P

...actually i just got bored of that old journal entry.

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Well, I'm back at work today... Things seem the same with jobs dribbling in steadily... and the usual busy hour, followed by a quiet hour...

The swanky new home PC is running great - although illustrator isnt behaving itself very well - I'll have to grab all the updates etc from work - i think its an XP thing thats causing my troubles. =/

Last 2 weeks I've had off work i got everything i wanted to get done, done - which was great =) this meant getting my leaky rear tyre on my zuki fixed, getting the engine serviced, seeing emily and my mates, riding my bike (3 months of hard work paid off when i nailed a trick ive been working on) =D w00t... and generally been doing alot of sfa (thats sweet fuck all for the abbreviatory illiterate =)) - got a hell tanned back from riding on these 40 odd degree days too...  lol

But, all good things must come to an end i spose, so its back to work i go! =P

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Yeh, well... work is up and down like a yo yo at the moment.. having some huge busy spouts where i can only just keep up with the workflow, and then suddenly nothing at all (like right now)... and boy is it boring! lol

I opened illustrator just a few mins ago, but i really dont feel like creating something new (definitely dont feel like drawing another car).

Ive been riding my bike a bit when i get the chance - no major injuries to talk of yet (phew) =P although last week i got one hell of a blister on my right middle finger from my brake lever... hehe - its gone now and im left with a callus - fingers crossed i wotn get another blister cos that last one was a bitch =)

STILL no PC... waiting on my dam motherboard to come in... seems like the whole PC industry as grinded to a halt... its pissing me off to no end!!

As of this friday ill also be taking 2 weeks off work, cos i can... heh - this means much more time with my g/f emily, more riding, more late nights, and alot of booze =P

I think thats it for now... ?kebz.deviantart.com - go there! this girl f#cking rocks!!!!! =)
Its back to work i go =P

My little freebie holiday is over now so im back at work and once again have a way of accessing the net for long-ish periods of time =) hehe

Thankyou to everyone who commented on my work while i was gone - works ADSL connection isnt liking me trying to open so many pages while pulling down emails and downloading upgrades etc... lol

Oh yes - my bike... AWESOME fun! =) only stacked it once so far, which aint too bad... although ive only ridden flatland so far - i still need to get a feel for the bike.. its very heavy compared to my last one - but ill get there.

The home PC is still in many many pieces on a boat somewhere, hopefully all the parts will arrive sometime this week, next monday at the latest... then ill finally be able to get on ICQ again!!! =D

Anyhoo - spose i better wrap this up eh? Hope you all had a good Xmas and New Years!

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Its back to work i go =P

My little freebie holiday is over now so im back at work and once again have a way of accessing the net for long-ish periods of time =) hehe

Thankyou to everyone who commented on my work while i was gone - works ADSL connection isnt liking me trying to open so many pages while pulling down emails and downloading upgrades etc... lol

Oh yes - my bike... AWESOME fun! =) only stacked it once so far, which aint too bad... although ive only ridden flatland so far - i still need to get a feel for the bike.. its very heavy compared to my last one - but ill get there.

The home PC is still in many many pieces on a boat somewhere, hopefully all the parts will arrive sometime this week, next monday at the latest... then ill finally be able to get on ICQ again!!! =D

Anyhoo - spose i better wrap this up eh? Hope you all had a good Xmas and New Years!

kebz.deviantart.com - go there! this girl f#cking rocks!!!!! =)