This is what happens when you attempt to put together every bad paleoart meme still alive in the field of feathered dinosaur illustration. Behold and despair!
This little project was originally intended as a follow-up to Worst. Deinonychus. Ever. because I couldn't address feathers in that one. However I fell seriously ill before finishing it, leaving it lingering for two years. Thankfully in the meantime lots of people have made good scientifically accurate guides to feathered dinosaur anatomy so I don't have to feel so bad about releasing this abomination to the interwebs.
This non-inforgraphic is not intended as an actual guide. If you do want to use it somehow, just do the opposite of what the anti-guide advises you to do.
(Disclaimer: not all of the advice in this anti-guide is 100% bad all of the time. If you however can't tell the universally bad advice from the situationally bad, make sure to read up on dinosaur anatomy and taxonomy before you try illustrating one.)
This little project was originally intended as a follow-up to Worst. Deinonychus. Ever. because I couldn't address feathers in that one. However I fell seriously ill before finishing it, leaving it lingering for two years. Thankfully in the meantime lots of people have made good scientifically accurate guides to feathered dinosaur anatomy so I don't have to feel so bad about releasing this abomination to the interwebs.
This non-inforgraphic is not intended as an actual guide. If you do want to use it somehow, just do the opposite of what the anti-guide advises you to do.
(Disclaimer: not all of the advice in this anti-guide is 100% bad all of the time. If you however can't tell the universally bad advice from the situationally bad, make sure to read up on dinosaur anatomy and taxonomy before you try illustrating one.)
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It's because Toymakers are trying to please both the people who grew up with the 'giant lizard' dinosaurs that was popularized in Jurassic park and other older movies, and the demands of scientific community to have the stuff sold in museums and stuff be more up to modern standards of scientific accuracy.
RobotNarkomanProfessional Digital Artist
Laughed my ass off XDDD this is pure genius!
Yeah it can't be helped Dinosaurs is a creature have similiarities with birds than reptile one. Agile movements, hot blooded, legs shaped especially for bipedal dinosaurs have much similiarities with birds than reptile, yeah we must accept the facts they are more like "Giant Emu". I also draw a Velociraptor based from this issue too : youtu.be/LqmcIvp6x1I 
fandomedragon25Hobbyist General Artist
Uh how would it camouflage into its surroundings as a stealthy predator?
RaptorWingsStudent General Artist
oh gosh its dying
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TyrannosaurusLives00Hobbyist Artist
Cough-Ark-Cough
RaptorWingsStudent General Artist
yes
The naked face would work for scavengers. Any other naked parts would depend on the species' environments and behavior.
Otherwise: study real birds for an idea of what to do with dinos.
Otherwise: study real birds for an idea of what to do with dinos.
OsmatarProfessional General Artist
There is actually very little evidence to suggest that naked faces are directly related to scavenging. Not all (or probably even most) avians with naked faces scavenge and not all scavenging birds have naked faces. What naked facial skin seem to be is a thermoregulatory adaptation for animals that have to deal with a wide temperature gradient, and in some cases display (though the former probably came before the latter).
I really shoud find the time to do a serious helpful version of this, covering every detail and possibility.
I really shoud find the time to do a serious helpful version of this, covering every detail and possibility.
Given what scavengers often eat, naked faces could guard against disease caused by rotting bits and pieces caught in fur or feathers.
Too bad we can't know the feather distribution on the various species.
Too bad we can't know the feather distribution on the various species.
RiceLemonsStudent Digital Artist
A scarlet-macaw rex?
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ArtKitt-CreationsProfessional Digital Artist
That's pretty sad and true lol. I play a game where all the raptors while feathered, have that unnatural wrist shape like you drew.
WhiteKitsuneKnightStudent General Artist
This was actually pretty helpful! I'm designing a replica dinosaur and following the opposite of the advice given here has landed me a pretty cool looking dino!
LadyTroodonHobbyist Writer
Ugh...it's so hideous it's funny
CelticQuailKnightStudent General Artist
This actually made me laugh. And cry a lot inside, too, don't get me wrong.
Think I might know what started the mohawks gig. A popular arcade game called Primal Rage had dinosaur and dinosaur-like characters and one of them named "Talon" resembled a giant Deinonychus, granted what one was thought to look like at the time. It was the first time I recall seeing a dromaeosaurid given feathers and in this case, it was a mohawk.
OsmatarProfessional General Artist
I'm pretty sure they got it from an earlier source. There were certainly feather mohawks on deinonychosaurs already in the 1980s. The earliest one I can think of straight away is from G. S. Paul, but I used to draw one on my Deinonychuses in the 80s too, before I was even aware of Paul's work.
That brings up an interesting question: if Paul was in the habit of putting feathers on his raptors in the 80s, how come the raptors in Jurassic Park--which were based on Paul's sketches--don't have them?
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