SETTING::: 2017, a large battle between the British and Argentina. (The second Falklands war) An Argentinian base on the Falkland Islands.
Major: Sir! The British Navy is pounding our troops! We need air support, but our jets are gone!
General: Don't worry, I just bought a new Air force. We shall sink their navy!
*Dollar planes are launched, but fall into puddles*
(The British won the war)