Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room
[Twenty-three and three-fourths minutes later, there's a knock at the library door. Twilight opens the door to reveal a smoldering Discord who throws the partially disintegrated gradunza down at her hooves.]
Discord: "This isn't mine!"
[Six hours, Forty-nine minutes and eleven point three seconds later, Twilight exits the magically-rebuilt library and walks straight into a gravel covered, annoyed looking Discord.]
Discord: "Still waiting on that gradunza, Twilight."
[Discord closely examines the gradunza.]
Discord: "Actually, no this isn't mine either. You were looking at it upside-down, see?" [Discord flips the gradunza around.] "This gradunza belongs to a 'Drocsid'. [Carelessly tosses the gradunza over his shoulder.] "So, no. I am not leaving until you one: return my gradunza, and two: return this gradunza to Mr. Drocsid, Little Miss. Chronic-Gradunza-Thief."
IM A MAN AND A HALF
BERZERKER PAKIN MAN AND A HALF
I GOA WEAR I WANTT
AN YOU KANT STUP MEE
Best used in combination with a facehoof.
she's just so cute when angry