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NaNoWriMo 2013 - DECK THE HALLS!
I love Christmas decorations.  One of the biggest bummers about living in an apartment is that I don’t have a front yard to decorate.  The most I get is the balcony.  We also got to decorate the coffee shop, which was an… interesting experience.  It worked out, and the shop is very sparkly and colorful and festive, it just required a lot of yelling, at least according to Tycho.  He’s a strange one.
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"DECK THE HALLS!"
Trace rolled her eyes.  She and Tycho were alone in the coffee shop with a box of various Christmas ornaments, and Tycho had taken on the role of slave driver.  “I’m decking.”
“Deck more!  There is not nearly enough decking going on.  Deck!”
“How about I deck you?”  Trace grabbed a roll of garland and threw it at her roommate.  “And why aren’t you decking?  This isn’t a one person job y’know.  This is a multi decking projec
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NaNoWriMo 2013 - Obligatory Wicker Man Reference
“So apparently Jordan is never coming over here again.  Ever.”  Tycho said, looking down at his phone.  “He used four exclamation points there so he might actually mean it.”
Angel nodded.  “That sounds pretty serious, at least for Jordan anyway.”
“Maybe you should apologize.”
“What?”  Trace asked, truly dumbfounded.  “What for?”
“For traumatizing him?” Angel suggested.  “That’s just a thought.”
“Okay, nobody ever told me he was deathly afraid of bees.  In all the time I’ve known him, which admittedly isn’t a hugely long time, I never once heard him mention a bee phobia.”
“It was winter,” Tycho said.  “And we were always inside.  There isn’t much chance of bee attacks inside in the winter.”
“And?  Seriously, how is this my fault?  You!”  She pointed at Angel
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NaNoWriMo 2013 - Introducing Trace Robinson
Um... hi?  I don't think I've actually kept a journal since I was in school, so I kind of forgot how to start them. I’m just supposed to start babbling I guess.  Here goes…
So, my therapist said I should start keeping a journal. She's not going to read it or anything, but she said it might bring up some things I want to talk about. Whatever. I guess it kind of makes sense. If nothing else it gives me something to do, and it makes it look like I'm actually listening to her.  She’ll probably consider that progress.
“Trace, what the hell are you doing?”  The tone in Tycho’s voice made it sound like Trace must have been doing something incredibly strange.  
She wasn’t.
“I’m writing.  It’s this thing people do when they have words in their head that they want to remember later on.”  When Tycho didn’t respond to Trace’s sarcasm she couldn’t resist the urge to continue.
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Dolls, nature, housepets, digital lomo, actual film photography and whatever else I can get my lens on. A fair bit of writing and lots of schmoopy romance between all genders because hey, it's my thing. It's all here, cleverly tucked away into little folders for (hopefully) easy viewing.

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Merry Christmas yo

Wed Dec 24, 2014, 6:36 PM


I haven't updated in a while so I figured y'know... might as well say hi.  HI!  And Merry Christmas if you celebrate it!  And Merry Thursday if you don't!  (Even though it's Wednesday at the moment.)  And if you don't celebrate Thursday well... I just don't know what to say to you.

I've said this a million times, but thank you so much to anyone who watches me.  You guys are awesome and very patient since I don't update a whole lot.  I :heart: you guys.

Not a lot of interesting stuff is going on in the Onnawaffle Mafia at the moment.  I went to see Rifftrax Live (actually live) in North Carolina with the Maus in October and it was one of the best nights ever.  And Ryan and I went to WDW at the beginning of this month for our first Christmas trip that was actually really pretty damn good.  Our other two Christmas trips were less than awesome. 

Between the two trips I did NaNoWriMo which I initially had no intention of doing and I ended up loving it.  I've actually been writing again!  I just haven't been writing anything that involves any of my preexisting characters and it's not anything I'm comfortable posting right now. 

I can't tell you how many people at WDW saw either my Ghostbusters tattoo or my Egon necklace and asked me how I felt about the third movie rumors.  And only one of them didn't seem surprised when I told them I was against it.  She worked in the new Haunted Mansion shop (Memento Mori I think?) and she agreed with me which made her doubly awesome.

I will maybe have more pictures to post soonish?  I take a ton of pictures but I tend to take them on my phone not with an actual camera.

And on a completely unrelated note, if you feel like getting a postcard and feel comfortable giving out your address to someone you barely or don't even know, note me and I'll send you a postcard.  And if I have your address but I haven't sent you one in the last month or so, I'd love it if you gave me your address again.  I lose addresses.  A lot.

  • Listening to: Steam Powered Giraffe
  • Reading: Super Powered Revenge Christmas
  • Watching: Rifftrax Christmas stuff
  • Playing: Minecraft
  • Drinking: coffee

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Sara Smail
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I'm a 33 year old geek who adores her husband, her friends, her cats, her lizards and her dolls. I'm addicted to nail polish and my cell phone. I'm a huge fan of Rifftrax, Ghostbusters and Ninja Turtles. I have a perhaps unhealthy obsession with Captain Nemo. I love Disney, particularly Walt Disney World. My tastes are questionable.

And I'm a big dork. Who likes bees.
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