Only LINK......can defeat Ganon.
...can eat Dinner.
...can scrub all the floors in Hyrule.
...can get through the hotels.
...can touch you in a way or in a place that makes you feel uncomfortable.
...can bring lotsa spaghetti!
etc etc etc...Sent by deviants:
...can receive the BELGIAM WAFFLES.
...can defeat Chuck Norris.