Punish the insolent fish by contaminating their home with dirty coins. Don't feel bad, they deserve it;
Either way, your wish coming true is worth their suffering.
Lose 3 dollars
Gain 3 karma
Teach those fish a lesson
All your wishes come true
Give a man a fish and he'll have one fish. Give a fish a coin and you will live happily ever after.
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When the rapture comes, you are guaranteed a seat in paradise
When I go to school on monday in my trench coat I will warn you not to come in
You gain favor with the dark gods, and the human cattle I keep in my basement get to eat this month.