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Human Sacri-farce

By Omny87
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A princess takes desperate measures to save herself.
IMAGE DETAILS
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1600x1157px 1.34 MB
Make
HP
Model
HP Scanjet G3110
Date Taken
Mar 2, 2016, 4:00:28 PM
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6The6Overlord6's avatar
You know you could've just said you had the Plague. T_T
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Omny87Hobbyist Digital Artist
Probably wouldn't have believed her.
6The6Overlord6's avatar
True. Still shitting herself was a bit much lol
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Omny87Hobbyist Digital Artist
Desperate times...
6The6Overlord6's avatar
At least it wasn't in front of anyone she knew..
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4eyes0soulHobbyist Writer
I'd just point to my unhealthy lifestyle and the sheer amount of preservatives in my body.
Then I'd start talking about all the awful things that have happened to other meat-eaters after eating humans and generally trying to kill it's appetite.
Like asking if the scab on my leg looked infected.
Aslan1's avatar
Hah!!! Now that was some quick thinking, way to go Princess!! =D :lmao:
bigdogfinest's avatar
The struggle to to survive is REAL LOL
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Tyraka628Hobbyist General Artist
Prince Charming's in for one nasty surprise when he carries you back downhill.

Wait, what good would shitting yourself do? Technically, the poo was already in her body to begin with; he'd be eating it along with the rest of her anyway, as most predators do with they eat rodents and fish whole.
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Omny87Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, but he doesn't wanna THINK about that kind of stuff. Everyone likes hot dogs, but no-one wants to see what goes in them.
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Tyraka628Hobbyist General Artist
Fair enough.
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CreepyPartnerHobbyist General Artist
If it works, it works....unless there is a body of clean water and a bar of soap around
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Omny87Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, but would YOU eat a hot dog if it got dropped in dog shit, even if you washed it off really really good?
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CreepyPartnerHobbyist General Artist
You do realize that some of the meat we eat comes from pigs which do roll around in their own shit right?
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Omny87Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, but I never have to actually watch any of that before eating it. Buying meat at a store gives a nice disconnect between the delicious and the disgusting.

Plus they clean all that off beforehand.
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CreepyPartnerHobbyist General Artist
I would add more, but I think I'll stop so you don't become a vegetarian. 
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Omny87Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't care- I've seen PETA videos.
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CreepyPartnerHobbyist General Artist
good for you
Elovainn's avatar
Ha ha ha ! Best strategy ever !
Thornstroke's avatar
Hahaha! Very, very funny :P
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flippedoutkyriiHobbyist Traditional Artist
Love the dragon scales, and the look on his face at the end is priceless :D
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Omny87Hobbyist Digital Artist
Trying to draw actual scaley-looking scales is a giant pain in the shit and always comes out looking awful for me, so I went with these fleshy, spiny scales instead.

See, the secret to good art is covering up your shortcomings with something that looks more impressive.
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flippedoutkyriiHobbyist Traditional Artist
Thats interesting, I can't draw scales either, so I always went with the "Skin-like" approach. I should probably go for something similar like this instead XD
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