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Anna's Revelation

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Anna's Revelation

"Hello ladies." 'Oh my God!' Anna thought. 'It's that Old Spice guy.' "How are you?" 'Fantastic' Anna thought. "Fantastic," the Old Spice Guy said at the same time. "Does your man look like me?" 'No..' Anna thought sadly. Rob did not look like the Old Spice guy. "No. Can he smell like me? Yes." Anna took a sniff and agreed. She bought Rob some Old Spice and she was positive that the Old Spice guy smelled just like Old Spice. "Should he use Old Spice body wash? I don't know." Anna was shocked. Last time, the Old Spice guy knew everything. She quickly admired the beach as the Old Spice guys leg split and he started walking on a log i
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Anna's Discovery

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Anna's Discovery

"Hello ladies." Anna looked up. She was a girl. Ladies are females. Girls are females.   Therefore girls are ladies. And with that reason, the man on the TV was talking to her. The first thing she noticed, was that he was black, probably African   American or Cuban American. Secondly, he was wearing a towel. "Look at your man." Anna looked over to Rob, asleep on the couch. Rob was Caucasian, and he was not wearing a towel. "Now back to me." Anna looked back at the man on the TV. He had amazingly perfect abs. "Now back to you man." Anna looked quickly back to her man. His abs were not amazingly perfect.  
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Current Residence: On a boat.
Operating System: I operate on Old Spice
Personal Quote: Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady.

Favourite Games
Old Spice (no srsly: http://www.oldspice.com/blog/2010/04/09/old-spice-on-xbox-live/ )
Favourite Gaming Platform
Xbox 360
Tools of the Trade
Old Spice, diamonds
Other Interests
Old Spice, oysters, diamonds, horses

Hello, Ladies. How are you?

Hello, Ladies. How are you?

Hello, ladies. How are you? Fantastic. Does your man look like me? No. Can he smell like me? Yes. Should he use the Old Spice Guy plz icon? I don't know. Do you like the smell of adventure? Do you want a man who can smell like he can bake you a gourmet cake in the dream kitchen he built for you with his own hands? Of course you do. SWAN DIVE... into the best night of your life! So, ladies. Should your man smell like an Old Spice man? You tell me. ~sparklesplz (https://www.deviantart.com/sparklesplz):iconsparklesplz::iconsparklesplz::iconsparklesplz::iconsparklesplz::iconsparklesplz::iconsparklesplz::iconsparklesplz::iconsparklesplz::iconsparklesplz::iconspark

Hello, Ladies.

Hello, Ladies.

Hello, Ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, your man isn't me, but if he stopped using old meme plz icons and started using the Old Spice Guy plz icon, he could smell like he's me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're online, with the man your man could virtually smell like. What's in your hand? Look at me. I have it. It's an oyster, with a plz icon based off of the man your man could smell like. Look again. THE ICON IS NOW DIAMONDS. Not really. But anything is possible when your man uses the Old Spice Guy plz icon and stops raping old memes. I'm on a horse. :iconspark

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:iconoldspiceguyplz: :iconsaysplz: Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and spamming and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in deviantArt, reading the comment your comment could look like. Look at your comment, back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post, I'm on a llama
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