ONE DAY YOU WILL GET A WEIRD BIG LETTER THAT SAYS IT IS FROM YOU!
IT WILL BE A LITTLE WET AND HAVE A STAMP OF THE BLACKEST MOST
GROSSEST HEADLESS EVIL DOG YOU EVER SAW. IF YOU OPEN THE
LETTER YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT YOU HAVE BEEN MAILED SPIKES AND
YOU WILL DIE ON THE SPIKES. HOWEVER IF YOU POST THIS IN FOUR
MESSAGE BOARDS THE LETTER WILL NOT HAVE SPIKES IN IT BUT IT WILL
HAVE SOME ALRIGHT FUDGE AND A BROWN RIBBON YOU CAN PUT ON
SOMETHING.