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pizzaponypastastuck Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car:iconciciyeplz:, the local sheriff asks her what happened.:iconscreamingplz:

The blonde began, :iconohpleaseplz:"It was the strangest thing!:iconyoyocici2plz: I looked up and saw a tree:iconmarion-tank:, so I swerved to the right.:iconcicidanceplz: Then I saw another tree,:iconmarion-tank: so I swerved to left. :iconciciwhatplz:Then there was another tree,:iconcicinononoplz:and another and another ...":iconwhatsthatplz:
The sheriff thought:iconparanoidmonkeyplz: for a minute and then said, "Mam ...:iconmonkeytsktskplz: I don't know how to tell you this,:iconohnoyoudirintplz: but the only thing even resembling a tree :iconmonkeychuckleplz:on this road for thirty miles :iconmonkeylaughplz:is your air freshener."
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dont sass me
LaDeary Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
:iconsassyplz: Gurl!
SonicLover359 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm sorry but. . . 

Most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter

from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,

everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,




1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3


2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say

it to your self 6 times!!

3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!

4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that

1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!

5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll

down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.

* *

* *

* *

Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.

After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what

you wished for will come true within in one week!

u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your



Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now

pay very close attention this important message!

Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these

First Example:

Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.

Second Example:

Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and married each other to live happily forever.

Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only

me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat

special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-

1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!

10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!

15 people- your crush will say they like you

20 people- your crush will ask you out!

25 people- your crush will kiss you!!

30 people - Your crush will have sex with you

35 people or more- All of the above!!

Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!

Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat

room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only

have 1 hour
if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...!
LaDeary Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
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