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Esteemed Members of Occupy Hades,
Allow me to introduce myself:
I am the Bukoshi for Occupy Hades.
The word 'Bukoshi', means 'chaplain'.
Specifically, I am the Chaplain for the outpost of
'Guantanamo-on-the-Styx'.
Guantanamo-on-the-Styx, also known as 'Templardom', includes:
Lake Avichi (aka, 'The Lake of Fire') and the River Styx,
the Forest of Lies, Screamwood, Cravenwood and the Mundane Plain.
All of these elements comprise the core of what is known as
'the Unseen World'.
I'd like to take a few moments to inform you of some very disturbing developments
in the section of the Forest of Lies called, 'Screamwood'.
On the night of the Flower Moon, a commiseration of spirits was held by
the recently-divorced, Queen of the Underworld: Persephone.
In attendance were various members of the Cosmic Sisterhood
who were on hand to wish her well and to help her celebrate
her newfound freedom. Also in attendance was the Host,
who is firmly under the control of the Holy Spirit.
However, before the commiseration of spirits began, I was summoned to Screamwood
by members of the Queen's new private army, The Faceless MPs. There had been a hit-and-run accident. Somebody hit this truck and then fled the scene. I never saw who did it, but someone did.
That 'someone' is Queen Artemis.
Artemis just happens to be the best friend and lifelong pal of the Queen of the Underworld, Persephone. Try as I might, I couldn't catch up with her. Artemis is currently moonlighting as an Agent of Satan, which is another matter entirely, but Persephone left a note with her housekeeper.
It read:
"Dear Bukoshi, I'm taking a few days off to enjoy Cinqo de Mayo, then I'm going on vacation with some friends. After all the years of violent abuse I suffered at the hands of Hades, I need some time to get my head clear and consult with our Heavenly Father about my future.
As the result of the decision rendered by the Celestial Court, my ex-husband,Hades, has been terminated from the partnership agreement for the administration of the community of Hades, aka, Hades Proper. To forestall any appearance of controversy, I had my lawyers draw up papers for Mister Al to take over as the sole administrator of my half of the Underworld in my absence. His only counsel will be the Holy Spirit. No one else qualifies.
He will also assume command of my resources, to include The Swarm of Avichi Hades. Should he agree to execute my wishes in regards to these matters, he will immediately be given the title of
'Pharaoh Scorpion 3: The Scion Of Scorpius in Avichi and Demon Tracker in the Unseen World'.
The other half of Hades Proper, formerly owned by Hades, will fall under the combined control of Queen Kunti of Avichi Hell, and Queen Sekhmet of Avichi Lake. Additionally, the members of the ruling houses of both kingdoms have been informed of the pertinent details in this matter."
Upon reading her note, I requested an audience with the Queen but I was too late.
She, Artemis and another close friend had left the area, presumably on their way to vacation.
Next time:
'The Faceless MPs: The Case of the Hit and Run Driver: (OHP) report number 18-43971.'
Until next time, stay blessed.