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The Great Grand Retirement Party II by NyxenAvenger The Great Grand Retirement Party II by NyxenAvenger
Dungeons aren't cheap, and the attempt to build one in the castle proved to be too time-consuming and almost drained Hememnith's coffers dry. So in the end the king decided that the abandoned library would make for a good substitute instead, so instead of rotting away in a dingy cell, the prisoners could rot away while reading one of the many volumes on how to make a corpse come back to life, a hopeless endeavour either way.

Geg slept in this place, so she knew her way around this book-filled labyrinth, which was something Aderyn did not know. At one point Aderyn's massive gut got wedged into a narrow passageway, it took a total of ten minutes before Geg could finally pull her out, at the cost of having her face smooshed against Aderyn's bulbous belly once again. 

Recovering from the impact, they both made their way to the pillar at the centre of the library, the place in which Geg had called home. A dark-skinned elf girl was attached to the side due to the jester's twisted powers, screaming vile obscenities in a foreign language while trying not to let the golden band she wore fall from her hair.

"Who's this chick?" Aderyn questioned as the jester reached for a plate of blueberries on the wooden table, plopping one into her cavernous mouth.

"The final piece that will make this party go off on a high note, I...just need to sort out this potion here, volatile transformations will be the death of us all should we fuck up." Aderyn waddled towards the concoction, observing the fluid in the glass beaker and then observing the bottle below, clearly Geg had done her research into the art of potion making.

"What kind of transformation are you wanting?" Aderyn asked as the jester lobbed another berry into her mouth.

"Blueberry,  it's the new trend amongst potion-brewers I hear, and I quite like blueberry." The witch observed the orange liquid with one eye open, her long nose sniffed the intoxicating fumes rising from it.

"Well, you got most of it down from the look and smell of it, but it's lacking a key component, ah! Essence of dandelion." Aderyn went to look around for any vials labelled as that, if there were any around.

"How do you know that?" Geg questioned, Aderyn gave a look of contempt and muttered to herself as she grabbed the nearby vial filled with the good stuff.

"I'm a witch, we have a keen smell for these kinds of things." The witch poured the liquid into the concoction, soon after it started to froth and bubble which a clear sign that it was working, according to her. She eyed the plate of blueberries the jester was holding, and promptly snatched it away from her hands. Using the metal claw on her green finger, she squeezed the juices out from the blueberry and into the concoction, slowly the liquid began to turn from orange to a lush blue. Geg snarled at the robust witch, who stuck her nose up in the air in confidence.

"Aesthetics my dear."  Aderyn said as the blue liquid flowed down into the bottle, after the bottle had filled up she then forced the elf to drink all of its content despite her clear reluctance. The both of them stepped back as the elf started to froth from the mouth, her skin turned blue like a cholera victim, and her stomach started to balloon out at a rapid pace. It burst from her clothes and started taking up room as she grew bigger and bigger, a tiny stalk rose out from her mouth as she gagged, still garbling in that foreign language. A few minutes later she had grown huge and her stalk had almost touched the ceiling.

"Is she meant to do that?!" Geg asked as she climbed upon the ripe blue flesh in order to not get squished again. Aderyn nervously smiled to herself as she tried climbing up the blue deity as well.

"I may have added in too much essence of dandelion."


Hijinks ensue when Aderyn meddles into Geg's potion, causing terrifying results!

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Djjacob1954 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2016
You gonna show us the blueberry elf girl soon?
SwordSparks Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Everyone's gonna be blueberries?
Snake-TheApocalypse Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
One of my favorite artists' submissions posted on my birthday! Lookin' good!
MrPr1993 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Dis is gunna be good!
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