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Morning, Neighbour! by NyxenAvenger Morning, Neighbour! by NyxenAvenger
It had been about a week since the builders first came, the days were very noisy to say the least, but this day the noise stopped. On this morning Argus was in the kitchen making a mug of hot chocolate, placing a delicious slice of caramel cake on top of it, she was one for decadent luxuries. Bob was sleeping on the floor in the large hallway like a dog, exhausted from last nights work on the house.

Her shorts rode up the two giant blobs that made up her butt as she walked towards the door and rested on the side of the entrance, she was about to take a bite out of the cake and admire the Welsh countryside when an equally massive figure made her way down from the street and squeezed her massive stomach past the gate. The figure looked at her and gave a shy wave.


"That is not my true name, please, call me Xyr."

"Zeeir, the hell ya doing here? Aren't ya supposed to be working at Acauldrus's?"

"I got a new job, your sister helped. Out of kindness she gave me a new home here, she asked me to...socialise with the neighbours."
Xyr pointed towards the building behind her, it bore her favourite colors and contained an observatory on top of the roof.

"I take it you own this house?" Xyr observed her surroundings with care.

"Nah, I'm just the one who sleeps in it. My lil' cousin owns this house." 

"What sorta job do you have now?"
Argus questioned, raising one eyebrow high.

"Would ruler of all of Underrealm count as a job?"

"Heh, never thought of ya as a joker."

"If I were joking then your sister wouldn't have gone through all the trouble to make me this house."

"B-but if that were true, then ya...the...holy crap. All this time I've been talking with the spawn of the immortal tyrant....fuck."
Argus stepped back in shock, Xyr faintly laughed at the reaction.

"Don't worry, he's not going to come for your head. At least, not any more."

"Oh, well that's a relief! Well it's nice to meet ya, Zee...Xyr, just don't cut my head off or anything."

"It's fine, I'm not going to do that. Hey, if you and your cousin want to visit, chat, have a slice of cheesecake or anything else feel free to come around. My doors are always welcome to you both."
Her bulging stomach groaned as her contents sloshed around. She looked down to her robust belly, she should have had her breakfast by now.

"Sure, I'm totally up for it! Hopefully cuz won't mind." Argus grinned a toothy grin to Xyr, before making her way back into the house to finish up the remains of her breakfast.


Looks like Arnus and Argus just got themselves a new neighbour, the lord of Underrealm herself!
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Djjacob1954 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2015
:icondatassplz: I absolutely love Argus. So, all this time Argus and Acauldrus are living at Arnus's house?
Nenohi Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2015  Hobbyist Interface Designer
That back chub there is something nice~
SwordSparks Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Looks like things are peaceful now.
Snake-TheApocalypse Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Other than :icondatassplz:, it's quite refreshing to see a change in Xyr!
TheCafeBlazkowicz Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I smell sitcom!
DragonMasterRyuga Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2015
I love your art
dantiscus Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
She finally got out of the lab!

Sweet job ^w^
OrganicGranite Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2015
the casual huge-ness of these characters is still so great. :u
NyxenAvenger Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Many thanks! c:
OrganicGranite Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2015
i especially love the way you do the belly, where it' less hanging out and more just round in the middle. o:
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