SUPER BOWL LIX Saquon Barkley Panini RC Sig 1 of 1

FLY! DOLLAR! FLY! HIGHER! MOLLA! FLY! EAGLES! FLY!!!

End of First Half_Update: MAFRAUD!!! LMAO!!! MAGAts, 'THAT HURTS!'

Halftime Show_Update: Kendrick Lamar, '# A MINNNORRRRRRR.'

Burn, Drake! BURN!! YOU CHILD MOLESTING SCUM!!!

YOU UN-JEWISH ZIONIST MONSTERS ARE TRULY, TRULY CHILD MOLESTERS.

That's-A-Wrap_Update: Another Well, WELL Deserved Lambardy, Philly.

As for my man Saquon, ever since your 2018 Draft pick; delivering a record-breaking inaugural season in NFL

- iNever, EVER, (unlike NYGiants) doubted & lost faith in your athleticism, integrity & steadfast spirit

- True to Your Words, Barkley.

Her sadness into my veins!

[or Perhaps she's thinking of her break up song for poor Kelce]

Lamar, 'DAMN.'

Get fucked Chiefs and take your racist shit & child molester Drake with you.

Too bad it didn't claw his face off.