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Two Old Men

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Two Old Men

Orlock: *title card* "My friend is too shy to come in here." Erik: *title card* "Damnit, Orlok, that's not what it is." Orlock: *title card* "Come on, when was the last time you saw a vagina?" Erik: *title card* "When was the last time you saw one that wasn't against her will?" Orlock: *title card* "Irrelevant.""I'm just a go-getter." Erik: *title card* "No, you're a rapist." Orlock: *title card* "And you're too busy being your typical emo self because you can't get a girlfriend." Erik: *title card* "I had a girlfriend once!" Orlock: *title card* "Yeah, and you held her against her will. What's that thing you were saying before about
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Two Old Men

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Two Old Men

Orlock: *title card* "My friend is too shy to come in here." Erik: *title card* "Damnit, Orlok, that's not what it is." Orlock: *title card* "Come on, when was the last time you saw a vagina?" Erik: *title card* "When was the last time you saw one that wasn't against her will?" Orlock: *title card* "Irrelevant.""I'm just a go-getter." Erik: *title card* "No, you're a rapist." Orlock: *title card* "And you're too busy being your typical emo self because you can't get a girlfriend." Erik: *title card* "I had a girlfriend once!" Orlock: *title card* "Yeah, and you held her against her will. What's that thing you were saying before about
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Current Residence: An island in the River Styx
Favourite genre of music: not rap
Favourite cartoon character: Powdered Toast Man
Personal Quote: Sometimes the smallest birds fly the farthest

Favourite Visual Artist
Ayami Kojima
Favourite Movies
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Band? Iron Maiden. Solo artist? Alice Cooper
Favourite Games
Castlevania
Other Interests
Vampires, Kaiju, Iron Maiden, Slashers, Bela Lugosi...um...other...

So, I'm confused a little.

So, I'm confused a little.

The other day, someone called me a smartass. And then, someone called me a dumbass. I mean, is it possible to be BOTH at the same time!? I don't understand! They're both complete opposites, and yet, I've been accused of being both. I must be one of them, but which one? Can you see why this is a big deal to me? No? Me neither. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Anyway, since I won't be figuring that out any time soon...holy shit a journal entry. Um...Well, I gots me a girlfriend! And she's going to comment on this, just because I'm psychic and know she's going to read it as soon as I tell her I put it here, but I'm afraid that's not going

A NEW PHONE!

A NEW PHONE!

So, yeah, I got a new phone. Sweet! My old phone was a piece of junk, but now I got a Pantech Matrix, so I can take pictures and stuff! WEE! Yeah, that's really all I got to say. Plugging away on my book, uh, college stuff is happening, um...yeah.

SUNBURN

SUNBURN

Yay! So, I have finally started my novel. It is set to be called "Sunburn." It's about a group of girls who travel to a German castle, and are held captive by it's vampire occupant, who is everything they didn't expect. More details later. Oh, and I found a ninja today. Sneaky little bugger.

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