"The Facebook Stalker's Limerick"
I love that picture you just posted, with your new style of hair.
I love that outfit you just bought, I had to stop and stare.
And your new place, the sweet new bed,
That tasty-looking veggie spread,
It looks so good, that if I could, I would go live there.
And your new job, how do you like it? Will you stay there long?
If I stopped by and just said hi, is that coming on too strong?
What if I just sent some flowers,
No name attached, so spend the hours
Wondering who admires you, pondering all night long.
If you don't know, I'll give you hints, leave some subtle clues.
I'll tag myself, "like" a pic, or make fun of your new shoes.
I'll comb your albums, read your wall,
Your status updates, I'll like them all.
Yes, I'll be there, know everything about all the things you do.
Not a single thing will I miss from my computer screen,
I'm your admirer from afar, your paramour unseen.
I see you there, on your foursquare,
I like that place, I'll see you th