Chapter 4: Hippy Jews
ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS EPISODE-EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE-ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CANON CHARACTERS' LINES ARE WRITTEN BY FINNI101...POORLY. THE FOLLOWING SCRIPT CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE.
-Outside the school-
-The class is standing around Millie and Kenny. Kenny has a blanket on so that they can't see him or how he is dressed-
Millie: Okay everyone, I would like to show you my new boyfriend, Kenny
-Nora, Kyle and Stan run and try to stop them-
-She drags of the blanket and all the boys and girls see him dressed like Justin Bieber, only with a hoddie on. The guys starts to laugh-
Nora: We're too late...
-Kenny just look down sad. Then Cartman shows up with a gun-
Cartman: You think it's so funny, huh?!
Cartman: You all think it's so funny that I voted for me to be king and Kyle to be my queen.
-They all start to laugh again-
Cartman: Shut up! I am going to shoo