When Chuck Norris does push ups, He doesn't push himself up, He pushes the World down.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.*
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.