NORMANSCATWUMIN

I ate my mums new creeashun - toona casorole with a katchup sos. cats like toona i wunder if catwumin eets toona i havnt seen tha moovy i just no it has hallie berry in it ande she looks like a cat. sumtimes i wish norman was a woman (i meen my cat not me) then wed go on dates to nise places like plesherland. i wood drink the water in the bote trip and norman wood rub my bak and wen we get to the end of tha tunol wed get sum contin candy and id win a huje tedi bare by throeing darts at a can. that wood end the debate over coke and pepsi who cares wen you throe a dart at it? it duznt mator its like politks i dont have a say anyways becawse my vote duznt cownt im just wun persun what can wun persun do wen thare to lazee to go to tha poles? thay are all crooks and hipocrits and litol pepol like mee are perfect i shood be emporer of my cuntry i wood never screw up thats a good reesin to not vote unless its fore american idle becawse my vote wood cownt thare and thay are all good pepol living out thare dreems of being worshipt by thare devoted cowch potatoes. i think rubun stutor shood run fore presidunt id rather watch sumwun sing then speek but then maybee britnee speers wood run to and win then wee wood care evun more abowt hoo shee marys fore how long. thats sad. sum day shill find troo love (if thats wat shes looking fore).