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An Optimistic Tale of Steve the Giraffe's Uneventful Suicide Diary Entry: Giraffe Day 13 I decided to try my luck with quicksand today. I guess giraffes naturally evolved to combat quicksand since my hooves hit the bottom of the pit and I still had a few feet of neck outside. This is going to take longer than I thought. Diary Entry: Giraffe Day 17 Finally got out of that damned quicksand. I'm going to be uncomfortable in the wrong places for days because of this. Whoever invented sand should get eaten. Diary Entry: Giraffe Day 22 Found a nice lake with a waterfall to drown in but apparently giraffes evolved to combat lakes too. Decided

The History of Astrophysics: The Space Race     The date was July 20th, 1969 and the United States had finally launched the first men into space to land on the moon.  Cut back a few years earlier to October 24th 1961 where astronomers had developed a telescope strong enough to view even the smallest details on the moon. It was during this month when they witnessed a peculiar object rotating around the moon that astronomers had seemed to miss for hundreds of years; the body of Astronocritus. You see, on that fateful day when Astronocritus took an unintentional leap of faith he skyrocketed towards the dark vacuum of space but instead crashed

The origins of Astrophysics have been hidden for many years but they've finally been unearthed thanks to heavy research and solid detective work. After years of work we've come to the conclusion that Greek philosopher Astronocritus Physicius was the one who created Astrophysics. The meaning of Astrophysics can be easily explained by dissecting the word. Astro refers to astronauts and physics means the various physics that occur when you're an astronaut. Many people mistake this for meaning the physics astronauts have to deal with when they are in space, but in reality it deals with the physics that occur wherever the astronaut is whether that