A Wah-nderful, Awful Idea

"I know just what to do,"

Wario snickered through his loin.

"I'll infiltrate Peach's castle vault

And steal every gold coin!"

I'm definitely aware that it's impossible to actually laugh through that part of your body, but I needed something to rhyme with 'coin', so... yeah.

Anyway, Wario's got another devious, cash-hoarding plot up his sleeve, but it doesn't look like Waluigi is fond of whatever it may bring...

Anyway, hope you all like, and Happy St. Patrick's Day~

Super Mario (C) Nintendo/Shigeru Miyamoto.

Artwork (C) NoahtheArtWizard2001.