So, it doesn't look like you've been here in forever, but I came across something that made me laugh, and I thought you'd appreciate, as well. The lady I'm living with, Janet, is a die-hard Christian, though she doesn't believe that gay marriage or trans people are sins, thankfully. She receives newspapers and magazines from friends, and currently in the bathroom is a Charisma magazine. I've been reading through it just to pass time, but this issue is "40 of the Most Prestigious Evangelists" or something. One guy's name? Reinhard Bonnke. I can't help but to pronounce it "bonke", which just heightens my mental association with your Jäger.
Haven't heard from you in forever, but I thought this might give you a laugh.