* Skizo puts the letter to Santa Claus under the Xmas Tree, singing "who loooooves the chocolateeeee, everyone loooves the chocoolaaaate, nobody hates the chocolaaaate, cause everyone loooves the chocolaaaaaaate"
Santa Claus was created in New York in the 1800s by one Clement Clark Moore with help from Washington Irving and was vey loosely based off of a very commercial Dutch custom. Read The Battle for Christmas by Stephen Nissenbaum.
He's online now... because everyone here could be Santa. Santa is the concept of thinking about people you like and giving them at least a moment of joy. With that said, he could actually be all of the characteristics listed in the poll.