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Now you can plug one of these peripherals to yourself. Choose one and explain. 

21%
23 deviants said Portable Harddisk (wanna improve your abstract-mindedness?)
19%
20 deviants said iPod (you can't listen to it unless iTune is installed in your brain)
18%
19 deviants said Others (@_@)
12%
13 deviants said Scanner (to read that thoroughly?)
10%
11 deviants said Tablet (draw things INTO your mind?)
9%
10 deviants said Printer (your thoughts are now in B&W too)
6%
7 deviants said Speakers (I thought you were loud already)
4%
4 deviants said Webcam (ain't you have eyes already?)
1%
1 deviant said Card reader (for what? O_o)

Devious Comments

:iconviviphyd:
Viviphyd Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2004
the scanner or the ipod

with the scanner I could pass tests...ACTUALLY PASS THEM

and with an ipod I'd be a happy lil seagull listening to my music 24/7 ^^
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:iconniteangel:
niteangel Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2004
The seagulls don't listen to music. They only play Half Life 2. :|
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:iconelysium:
elysium Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2004
my beautiful dropdead gorgeous Philippe Starck mouse! :love: why? this makes me more stylish than I already am! =P
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:iconniteangel:
niteangel Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2004
YUCK, that mouse is so hard to use. I'd rather choose the joint-design by Starck and Puma, which is the cool sports shoes ;)

And you know, the mouse can't really save your lack of style. :| :slow:
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:iconmyangelofmusic:
Myangelofmusic Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:censored:



cant say....:no:



sowwyyy


:giggle:
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:iconniteangel:
niteangel Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2004
:|


WTF


What things can't you say huh about computers? :faint:

*poke you and tickle you*
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:iconalphasol:
alphasol Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2004
i'm taking 2 peripherals :D i'd have printer, scanner. printer so i don't have to waste so much time on my computer designing stuff, i'd just print out my thoughts :XD: and scanner so i can scan the printout into my comp n upload it into devart! yay! :D

i'd stick the printer's usb cable str8 into my head :XD:
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:iconrestokz06-:
Restokz06- Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2004
printer. I think some of my thoughts would look amazing printed down...or maybe not. weird freaky-ass poll this one of yours...=P
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:iconderk-kun:
derk-kun Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2004
I would plug something that would record my dreams.. like a DRD (Dream Recording Device?) or I could just plug my computer into my head.. that'd do the job ^^ I might need more harddrive space though @_@
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:iconyacchan:
yacchan Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2004
Heehee, Webcam! A'cause I've got terrible eyesight and it would be mighty helpful! ^_^
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:iconniteangel:
niteangel Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2004
Wow that's true. I have terrible shortsightedness too. I would just install the webcam to my eye sockets. :|
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:iconsilversteelwolf:
SilverSteelWolf Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2004
A universal card reader, so I will be able to view the contents of memory cards with ease.
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:iconniteangel:
niteangel Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2004
How useful could that be? :confused:
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:iconsilversteelwolf:
SilverSteelWolf Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2004
Memory cards sitting on a table mean nothing. With an onboard card reader, one could know the contents with ease without a device or computer handy. Speed/laziness thing. Besides, are any of your poll choices truely useful?
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:iconniteangel:
niteangel Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2004
But for God's sake why do you need to read cards? Is there any more useful event in your life? :o
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:iconsilversteelwolf:
SilverSteelWolf Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2004
You mean more useful than defending my vote in a poll? I didn't realize there was a "correct" answer...
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:iconniteangel:
niteangel Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2004
I am not attacking you so you don't need to defend at all. :|

WTF.



I mean, why is reading memory cards useful for your life? They are just memory cards and how about if you can read more newspaper or watch more TV instead?

WTF.
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:iconkhoa:
khoa Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2004
maybe a video card, let your imagination run wild with that one =x
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:iconidmadj:
idmadj Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I want a co-processor to assist my brain in logical processing...
need.... more... power...

me.isAGeek = true;
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:iconsouldreamer:
souldreamer Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2004  Professional Interface Designer
what about a monitor / display thing? i'd like people to sometimes see what i think of. words just aren't enough.
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:iconniteangel:
niteangel Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2004
Can't you print them out?
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:iconsouldreamer:
souldreamer Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2004  Professional Interface Designer
nope. it would be a waste of paper. besides, i like moving pictures. i think half the world would go crazy after watching my monitor, and the other half blind. pretty nifty, heh? :P
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:iconcrump3t:
crump3t Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2004  Professional Digital Artist
scanner ... for the reasons said by others :P
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:icongnkit:
GnKit Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2004
hard drive... better memory would be great
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:iconbig-dave:
big-dave Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2004
Scanner. That way I would be able to sit exams/fill out forms without worrying about mis-reading anything
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:icondark-echo:
dark-echo Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2004
I would've been tempted to say "Scanner", but a scanner would obviously require more, and less efficient data requirements in an already decreasing amount of space. Therefore it'd be a "Portable Harddisk" for me, with an optional scanner extra, so I wouldn't need to read so much (a scanner would also greatly increase my amount of free time, as I'm a very slow reader).
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:iconhydrogenetics:
hydrogenetics Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2004
Hmmm...
firewall or some "case modding" *gg*... just kidding...
think I'd also choose nothing... Try hard...
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:iconv3xa:
v3xa Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2004
ipod

eee
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:iconrayk:
rayk Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2004  Professional Digital Artist
A CPU which links to my brains memory - for better processing power! You know dual processors :), ow it would have to be something like 128bit thought to handle the great memory bandwidth that the brain can provide.
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:iconsnowmask:
snowmask Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2004  Professional Traditional Artist
Oooooooh.


This is a hard choice.

See... I don't have a tablet. But if I had one, I would chose that. So for now, my beloved iPod.

:heart:
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:icondigitalization:
digitalization Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2004
I guess there should be "none" variant also! People open your eyes! We're Human Beings. We have invented so many things! We have done so many revolutions. We're working on Fusion reactions now and settling the space.

Everyone can get everything if only he works hard! Nowaday problem is that almost everyone is lazy. "I want big HDD to store all the info there". Cool heh? Why not to try to LEARN it!? Your brain is ALREADY a HDD and believe me MUCH MORE BIGGER than any HHD created. But the way our brain saves data is a bit different than computer. It's not just Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V. Common everyone! We should work hard and develop ourselves. We should pay more attention to sport (cause many 10-year-old kinds are GREATLY "overwight"). And f**k the Fast Foods (everything started with them)

Thank you for reading up to the end.
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:iconniteangel:
niteangel Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2004
Oh my god, this is the most insightful comment here. I need everyone to read this in my journal :nod: thanks!~ :worship:
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:icondigitalization:
digitalization Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2004
I'm touched. Thank you right back :D! Niteangel himself comments on my paragraph! I feel like blessed :D
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:iconsampdoria:
Sampdoria Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2004
I need the webcam, this way I can sow the seeds of the future Pre-Crimes development! :-)
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:iconcosmicbound:
cosmicbound Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2004
@_@

Neurological mental brain transfer implant, will allow me to transfer any data i think in my brain to device &/or others mind, so i could transfer a sketch or completed image that i thought of, onto a computer pasted on a new document in photoshop! Or i could overwrite download new data from someone elses brain.
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:iconwreckx:
wreckx Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2004   Photographer
i would plug a camera into myself, in order to capture moments that come and disappear real quicky.

really gd questions asked in this journal entry. ^^
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:iconblindfive:
blindfive Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2004
Trust me... iTunes is installed in my brain... and I'm running iTunes 5.0.... not yet released to the public....

What's the difference?

Wouldn't YOU like to know...
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:iconbmckay:
BMckay Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2004
Portable HardDisk. Johnny Mnemonic-style. That's how you do it. Don't get it? Copy and paste into Yahoo's search engine (I'm boycotting Google).
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:iconexodus3:
exodus3 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2004
hardisk, so i could store test study guides and things like that
lol, kinda like cheating only better ;)
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:iconskizo:
skizo Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2004   Digital Artist
yayyyy!!! here's another edition of: "Bothering & Unwanted Poll Analyses Part #3"!!!

Scanner: Absolutely not. Somebody said " so you can scan & stick it to your mind ". It comes useful maybe for books to study, but removes all the fun in reading a book, which is "wastin time over it, and be proud of that"! Scanner is a no-no.
Webcam: Not worse than scanner, but indeed kind of useless. nah... but it's also true what somebody said: "I observe so many moments of people looking inadvertently beautiful and I never have a camera with me". Although if you don't have a printer or an ethernet interface that wont be useful. And I fear that I should plug that right in b... eww, dont make me say that... :lmao:
Card reader: what for? you need a smartcard to use your brain? that could explain why most people doesn't use it, but still...
iPod: indeed. music for the masses. but especially, music for ME. regarding what some1 said: "private music without headphones, which block outside sounds ". Bah, when I wear my headphones when somebody wants my attention gotta tap my shoulder, or I won't notice anyway. That's not really a good reason not to choose it.
Printer: sounds good. pretty good. there are some times when you SERIOUSLY try to explain something to some1, but they dont seem to understand, neither the first, neither the second, neither the third time. with this you print it out and stick the sheet on their heads. and now RTFM!! :giggle:
Speakers: most of people is already too loud. god save us from this.
Portable Harddisk: you can have a big hd, but nothing to put on it, or simply don't use to use it. You know, that happens when people has head just to separate ears. and it happens to so much people nowadays...
Tablet: to print in your mind? O-M-F-G!!! THAT'S A NO-NO!!! mind is WAAAY more powerful than a hand. See, with my mind I already made that Geofrontal piece, but my hand is not enuff skilled to do what my mind commands. It's a no-no. It should be the other way back, mostly like a printer.
Others: Heh, it's too vague. But I'd say that if the peripheral is something like the audigy pro I think I chose this one. but then I don't know if I can use it... you know... I don't know how many mixer channels my brain can handle :giggle:


So, in the end of the day... I'd say iPod. Although I phear a thing... how do I upload songs? See the ethernet part of the webcam description

:lmao:
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:iconyai:
yai Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2004
I voted 'Other' for memory upgrade. I have the memory of a hummingbir... Ohh shiney thing!... what was I saying?
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:iconmojaam:
mojaam Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2004
If I can, I will love to plug in the internet, or a device for the internet into myself. I'd be very smart :D.
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:iconbluebumblebee:
BlueBumbleBee Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2004
yes, a portable hard drive. i can use some extra knowledge and backup. plus it would help me raise my hand more in class. :)
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:iconsaig:
saig Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2004
Scanner. I could scan in photographs and such, and then be able to paint them, realisticly, just from memory. :D That'd be awesome. And I could mash them all together and create a manip, using real media instead of photoshop.
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:iconc0rtex:
c0rtex Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2004
with the tablet i wouldnt want to draw things INTO my mind.. maybe draw things that are in my mind, but certainly not into it.
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:iconektah:
Ektah Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2004   Digital Artist
I CANT PLUG IN MY IPOD NOW :cries: somethings wrong with my usb i think :| *sobs*
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:iconspamhead:
SpamHead Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2004   Photographer
Printer: to print my dreams.
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:iconstusword:
StuSword Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2004  Hobbyist General Artist
Others: Mouse and Keyboard so I can control games with my mind... thus improving reflex reactions making me a better player :D
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:iconreflection-x13:
Reflection-X13 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2004  Hobbyist Photographer
hard disk so i can remember things better, memorize and save. Then open up during a test or something :P
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:iconivyc:
ivyc Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2004  Professional General Artist
Tablet sounds awesome.... I think that is what I will choose. :nod:
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