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Are you ready for sex yet? 

37%
119 deviants said Yes. I so wanna f**k. (holy shit)
32%
103 deviants said Yes, but I don't need it like...now.
15%
50 deviants said No, I don't even have a partner!
14%
46 deviants said Yes, I want to plug myself into the USB port.
2%
8 deviants said No. Sex is disgusting. (Huh?)

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:iconsynconi:
synconi Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2008   Artisan Crafter
NUU. :noes:
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:iconalexdewain:
AlexDewain Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2007  Professional Interface Designer
USB turns me on xD :rofl:
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:iconmidstarynight:
MidStaryNight Featured By Owner May 11, 2007
I'm not sure. There isn't anyone I've be that close to to have sex with right now. I want my first time to be with someone special who isn't going to freak out and leave if I cry afterward. ^^; (That'll most likely only be the first time. :P )
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:iconbka-ratte:
bka-ratte Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2007
lol nice poll.

Nevertheless I'm a guy I can't have sex to every time of the day but most time I'm ready for...^^
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:icondawnstrider:
Dawnstrider Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2007
USB Port for sure! lol
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:icondecora-hearts:
decora-hearts Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2007
I voted for "No. Sex is disgusting. (Huh?)" lol
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:icongeckokid:
geckokid Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2007  Professional General Artist
i had sex with my usb slot every hour :P
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:icontheonlyfallacy:
TheOnlyFallacy Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2007
FUCK I WANT SEX RAWR
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:iconbrandonc1:
Brandonc1 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sex isnt really that big of a thing ?
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:iconev4n:
ev4n Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2007
YOU ESS BEE!
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:iconnukeout:
NukeouT Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2007  Professional Interface Designer
... still trying to get the groove on with my ex.

I know she wants it but I have a hard time getting her to tell me through hints... Pfft, but she does love getting drunk tho..
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:icondeusexverra:
DeusExVerra Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2007
mMMMMmmmm USB :P
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:iconfork-boy:
Fork-Boy Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
USB FTW!
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:iconneurotic-elf:
neurotic-elf Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2007  Professional General Artist
..always ready for my precious one !! :strip:
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:iconmachonacho852:
MachoNacho852 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007  Professional Interface Designer
Been there, done that? Anyways I was ready when I did have sex. I dont regret it either.
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:iconcatluvr2:
catluvr2 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
:( No partner, besides, I'm not married.
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:icontekknique:
Tekknique Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007
I'm married. So sex is MUCH better than when I was younger.
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:iconmclaranium:
mclaranium Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2007
Tekknique:

you got to improve your "tekkniques" !! :rofl:
hey man.... it happens? got to happen? or is something out of our reach that what you say: better sex being younger :confused:

:fear:
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:icontekknique:
Tekknique Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2007
Sex is MUCH better THAN when I was younger.

Meaning it's better now.

This may be something that was lost in translation.

So here:

El sexo está mucho mejor ahora que soy más viejo.
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:iconmclaranium:
mclaranium Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2007
aaa ok .. then I agree - and I don't think or I don't mean about positions or time or richness -- I mean Maturity is a lavel to reach since first days of couple . :wave:
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:iconalexticoso:
alexticoso Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007  Student
i need a boyfreind
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:iconmuzikaddict:
Muzikaddict Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007
I quite enjoy beta testing new hardware in my computer's usb port.
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:iconnukeout:
NukeouT Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2007  Professional Interface Designer
lmaoz
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:iconmaleko:
maleko Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007
wen im marride :P
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:iconextremejordan:
ExtremeJordan Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007
Considering I'm only 13 I'd say I'll be ready in a few years.
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:iconito6:
Ito6 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007  Professional Digital Artist
Probably marriage before I actually have sex.
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:iconariel-g:
Ariel-G Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007
yess, in a USB= Una Seņorita Bella :D
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:iconextremejordan:
ExtremeJordan Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007
You're a very creative man :D
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:icongenesis-orbit:
Genesis-Orbit Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007   Photographer
Nah, kind of need a woman first, and then marriage to seal the deal for me ;)
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:iconbenperham:
BenPerham Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007
i finished about an hour ago.morning sex ftw :D
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:iconpunizhur:
punizhur Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007
USB? haha. some people must have really small... parts.. :D
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:iconripix:
RIPIX Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007
who's not ?
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:iconhelpman:
helpman Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007
Wondering about that "been there" option, done it, was ready..
But at the moment let's say i don't need it right now ;)
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:icondremddl:
dremDDl Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007
As a guy, I'm always ready for sex, haha :D
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:iconneorotic:
neorotic Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007   Interface Designer
Hell yeah, f*ck me now or lose me forever!
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:iconspiritwithin:
spiritwithin Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2007
:P have you seen that USB japanese product thats a dog and it humps the usb port when you plug it in.
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:iconniteangel:
niteangel Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007
What is that? I haven't seen it before! Show me!!!
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:iconniteangel:
niteangel Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2007
XD that's really funny and ridiculous...that's all what it does? :rofl:
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:iconspiritwithin:
spiritwithin Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2007
you can find it in the citysuper in CWB/anywhere :P
[link]
all it does is hump
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:iconsnowmask:
snowmask Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2007  Professional Traditional Artist
Sex is nice, but it's not really neccessary for me right now.

I like to cuddle :hug:
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:iconfanficbug:
fanficbug Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I need to find my husband now. :lmao:

And kick my friend out of our room. :XD:

(Hey, you asked. :lol:)
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:iconrougewisp:
rougewisp Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2007  Student General Artist
Doing it just for the sake of doing it is, well... dumb.
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:iconsoluscado:
soluscado Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007
Well, doing it for the sake of doing it because you like doing it seems to be the only reason to do it.
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:iconrougewisp:
rougewisp Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007  Student General Artist
Interpersonal connections, etc.
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:iconsoluscado:
soluscado Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007
I dunno - sounds like you're using sex as a tool in that scenario.
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:iconrougewisp:
rougewisp Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007  Student General Artist
Using it as a means to further said interpersonal relationships and doing it just for the hell of it or with little to no concern for your partner(s) is very different, I think.
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:iconsoluscado:
soluscado Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2007
Well, IMHO BOTH partners should be doing it just because they want to. And good sex means being very focused on what your partner wants anyway, so... I might agree with you - I don't know. :)
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:icondotcommer:
dotcommer Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2007  Professional Filmographer
you mean.. its not right to fuck like a duck?!

~Dot
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:iconrougewisp:
rougewisp Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007  Student General Artist
Basically.
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:icondotcommer:
dotcommer Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2007  Professional Filmographer
yes. :'(

~Dot
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