#1: You cannot gradually describe your character more and more until it's obvious that you're describing Burt Reynolds.
#2: A full minute of stunned silence means "My God what did you do?" not "Please continue."
#3: Dead party members, while effective, are not appropriate anti-grenade measures.
#4: Do not look behind you.
#5: When in a superhero RP "Batman" is not considered a super power.
#6: CAPS DO NOT EMPHASIZE ANYTHING. THEY JUST MAKE YOU SOUND STUPID.
#7: Beware of teenage vampires.
#8: The FBI tends to notice EVERYTHING!
#9: To fly, throw yourself at the ground and miss, do not ride on the back of a bird.
#10: You are