My Friend: "Someday I hope that will be me and my crush sitting at the park kissing and having a good time."
Me: "And you will get rejected soon." *laughs*
(I swear, Eight Crazy Nights, that one Hannukah movie featuring Adam Sandler exists. And to be honest, I thought this movie was okay. Just okay. But seriously, don't blame me for this to happen. If you seen this movie, you know what I'm talking about. But if you don't I'll tell you on another day...)