Omg seriously?? Asari is one of the transliteration used for Osiris??? I never knew it! Thank you very much for the info I love ancient egyptians, and so, you know, I like to know new things about it.
And now that I know, I can understand your pun about an Asari (Osiris) which is called Usir (again Osiris)... hahah absolutely brilliant! XD