10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale

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10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale

10. Beg him not to eat you.

9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.

8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.

7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.

6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.

5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.

4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.

3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.

2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.

And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?

1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
I don't own Twilight, nor do I own Jasper.

Though, if anyone wanted to give me Jasper, I wouldn't object. He's awesome.

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TicciTimber's avatar
XD I would totally do 5, 3 and 1
Caramelkitty77's avatar
Jasper is my favourite sooo.... yes, I would try some of these kkk ^ ^`
5 and 1, totally!
I dunno if I would do the number 4, it just a bit... oh well...

Oh, and I read all of the annoy lists (and commented the majority of them). I win! :D
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I luv jasper, Jacob and Edward!

Iam a twilight, silvaze, shad amy and shadouge fan, got a problem? Live with it.
scarlettmoon1's avatar
i like number 4 ;D
ArtemistheMoonGodess's avatar
Lolol too funny, number 1 is the best XD
NazifAbdullah's avatar
I had reached the end of the line I took my chances with this now I make all the calls just picture the possibilities
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ShadowWalker323's avatar
Number 1 LOL! Major Jasper Whitlock!
Phrozen34's avatar
Aha ha ha ha ha
Kon78's avatar
Omg!!!!! Number 1!! Hahahaha *Dying* This is the greatest xD
diamondsrock's avatar
Why does rosalie and jasper have the same last name ??
mirletj's avatar
because they are 'adopted' by Carlisle and Esme and 'twins' because they're both blond
ThePaintedLady143's avatar
This is the best thing I've seen all day xD
smeesh-love's avatar
hahahahaha #1 is the best
knk2910's avatar
This is amazingly funny!
BelleMaske's avatar
Haha, 3 and 1 are the best! XD
BlaaUmi's avatar
"The power of Christ compels you!" :D I wanna do that. Where is a shining vampire when you want to bug one
bella-katniss-2555's avatar

I'm a clumsy brunette, so where's my vampire?
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HAHA, this is awesome!
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