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10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black

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10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black

10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.

9. Call him a space heater.

8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.

7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.

6. Inform him that real men sparkle.

5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.

4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.

3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.

2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.

And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?

1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
Jacob is one of my least-liked characters. I'm Team Edward.

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Bella: [link]
Carlisle: [link]
Charlie: [link]
Edward: [link]
Emmett: [link]
Esme: [link]
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niefea's avatar
I'm more of a Team Jacob, but I find this to be very funny. I probably would ask if he howls at the moon
0.5. Whenever he sits on furniture, squirt water at him with a spray bottle and say: "Down! Bad boy!"
PandoriaPrincess's avatar
Twilight is overrated, poorly written and crammed with Mary Sues. Plus real vampires don't sparkle, and Jacob is a shifter not a werewolf.
thewhiteslaver's avatar
Isabella Marie Swan is also Team Edward so I guess it doesn't really matter what any other person thinks.
Caramelkitty77's avatar
«Demand his paw in marriage» kkkkk
ChaoticPerfectixn's avatar
I prefer Jacob (can't stand Edward) but this is hilarious.
DarthFugue's avatar
7. I think that you mean RSVPeed! ;P
Animartie01's avatar
I see what you did there...hahahaha
copperhead1973's avatar
Hehehehehehe Love this!
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ArtemistheMoonGodess's avatar
1 and 4 are the best!!!
this has been how to start your new life
[link]
tokenpt's avatar
Want to lose weight? Stay far away from these foods you thought were healthy like #1
[link]
wolfofthenightmares2's avatar
X3,how useful,>:3 I shall use.....some of these,cuz some are just.........
DlyanBlake1666's avatar
wolfofthenightmares2's avatar
I dunno .-. some are a bit stupid if you ask me.... 
DlyanBlake1666's avatar
#7: Not gonna work anymore.

#6: Untrue... 

#2: He may only laugh at it.

My POV, so Yeah, I can agree.
DlyanBlake1666's avatar
Well can anyone see fault in this?
Xtemporary-insanityX's avatar
The link explains which team I am on. It's one of the mains in the YouTube video, and not the one that dies. :) [link]
Iamthehero2013's avatar
I love this. Especially the last one and the second. XXDDDDDD. I DIED!
ZoronoaKim's avatar
lol XD the last one seems almost cruel though XD
RenitAsenkara's avatar
need oxygen..I laughed so much that I couldn't get off the floor!!!!
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